In the ever so peaceful and politically correct city of Burbank, CA a serial butt sniffer is on the prowl.
That’s right a convicted sex offender would stalk women in stores like Barnes & Noble, Nordstrom and other businesses’ in the Burbank area. His MO would be to follow a woman shopper…when she stops to review an item the creep bends down. You know, like he’s tying his shoe. At this point he plies his trade and gets a whiff or two. My, what a life!
This kinky soul is no stranger to cops in the area. You see he’s been busted for this type of sexual perversion a number of times. He gets jail time but is released for good behavior. (insert your own comment/thought here). Upon his release he’s back at his chosen and rewarding (to him) activities of serial butt sniffing. Check those ears. Wonder if he hears any other bodily functions whilst engaged in his perverted activities.
Peace
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Buckle Up, Wear Your Vest, Turn On Your Camera, Stay Safe and deadly if you must
