CO Governator Commutes 50 Year Sentence of Cop Shooter

Hummm, what’s going on in the beautiful state of Colorado? The ever so enlightened Governator recently chopped the 50 year sentence of a cop shooter to 15 years. Back in 2008 two sleezers went on a crime spree. You know, the usual like armed robberies, car jacking and shooting cops. The victim in this case …

Hamilton, OH Police Officer Found Not Guilty Of Assault Whilst Dealing With Unruly Prisioner

Last September a Hamilton, OH (think Cincinnati Area) Police Officer arrested a chump for a misdemeanor warrant. At the booking desk the goof refused to sit down on the comfy, overstuffed benches in the booking area. This dofus refused to follow the Officers gentle and coaxing words so the Cop helped this itinerant loser to …

Last Week School Principal Tackles Gunman

Last week some fool, a former student at Pauls Valley High School OK, Walked into the lobby with a firearm. He told everyone to get on the floor. Several students begged for mercy and were told to leave. This would be the next headlines for the future. But wait! The Principal heard the commotion and …

Tulare County CA Deputy Killed, Shooter Ran Over By BearCat

In Porterville CA (Think South Central CA) last week a Sheriff’s Deputy was assisting with an eviction. He was shot and killed by a deranged fool. The Sheriff’s Office responded with tactical teams and a large, armored BearCat. Whilst the Sheriff gave a presser the shooter was run over by the BearCat. The Sheriff returned …

Police Protester In Denver Convicted Under New Anti-Doxing Law

Colorado recently passed a no-doxing law. Waiting anxiously to test said law, cometh regan benson. A fat loudmouth, sex starved, defeated politician and general pain in the azz for cops. She’s always squawking about something that “triggered” her delicate sensibilities. Well, ms. benson went a tad too far by giving out the phone number and …

LAPD Chief Overruled By Police Commission On OIS

Last April, two LAPD cops were searching for suspects involved in a serious accident. During the course of the search they encountered an armed female not involved in the original incident She apparently thought that she was being accosted. The Officers identified themselves and repeatedly told her to drop the weapon. Did she? Of course …

Fairfax County Police Stop Fool Stabbing Family Members

Last month the Fairfax County Police recieved a frantic 911 call. A woman said her father was stabbing everyone in the apartment. The Constabulary arrived shortly after the call. They found a bloodied woman in the hallway. She didn’t make any sense but directed the Officers to the apartment. Upon making a forced entry the …

Waaay Out In Thurston County WA, SGT Uses Dog Barks And Whines To Help Capture Fleeing Suspect

A Thurston County Sergeant was chasing a chump on a fleeing motorcycle. The chase went through a number of yards and , eventually, up a slight hill. The doofus on the motorcycle slipped in the mud/wet grass and fell on his azz. Was he done…of course not. He continued to attempt to flee. Guess he …

WA Deputy Blunts “Provocateur” By Staying Professional and Level

In Thurston County WA Deputy Jacob Domeno was approached by a woman who demanded that he not park in font of the elementary school. The woman, whose under ware had ridden up a bit, said the Deputy was “scaring” parents and school staff. Deputy Domeno advised this interloper that he was preparing a crash report …

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