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Dumb Azz Of The Month…Woman Hides In School Spiral Tube Slide

Last week in Palm Coast, FL (think space coast area) the Flagler County Sheriff got a call of a female “actin’ the fool” in a Montessori School. The call came in at around 1:00 AM and woke up a number of local residence. When the constabulary arrived they requested her to come out of the …

Close Call In Battle Creek

Last week a Battle Creek Officer responded to a call for service at a local cafe/restaurant. A patron was causing a ruckus and refused to leave. A female Officer responded to the location. She asked, then told the obnoxious patron to leave or face arrest. Did the fool leave? of course not. He got up …

Las Cruces NM Officer Stabbed/Killed On Trespassing Call

With all the hype about KC and the Super Bowl Champs I thought we’d take a look at another senseless murder of a exemplary, young Officer. Last week Las Cruces Officer Jonah Hernandez answered a trespassing call. When he arrived he was immediately stabbed by some creep living at a nearby homeless shelter. The offender …

Fool Attacks Kalamazoo K-9 Who Used The Bad Guys Arm For A Chew Toy

Last week a 49YO chump followed a woman home. He got into her house, threatened to rape and kill her. A neighbor heard the commotion and called the Constabulary. When the cops arrived they got the female away from this violent offender and attempted to take him into custody. Did he comply? Of course not. …

Check Out The Brighter Side Of Blue Podcast

Several retired STL cops thought it would be a good idea to highlight some of the things our cops do besides the usual crapola we all get watching the news. The Brighter Side of Blue puts the spotlight on the GREAT things cops do…daily. Some of their guests are STLMPD legends that I’ve had the …

Profile In Courage…Tacoma Chief Disses Tacoma Officers

In that ever progressive city of Tacoma three Officer were recently found NOT GUILTY for several bogus charges after a fatal encounter with a persistent offender and meth-head. (see Cops Perspective 12/26/23) After the verdict the three Officers were given 500K to resign. The chief then went on a rampage. He said that the Officers, …

Minneapolis “art sled” Rally…Fools Cheer At Burning Replica of 3rd Precinct

Every year the city of Minneapolis has an “art sled” rally. Sleds are decorated as humorous characters and the like. One sled represented the burning and destruction of the MPD’s 3rd Precinct. Spectators yuk’ed it up when the stupid sled was sent on it’s way. The original incident occurred when the fleckless and spineless mayor …

In Memphis, Fool Escapes Custody…Turns His Bad Self In 45 minutes later. Says He’s Cold

In Memphis a doofus arrested on sexual assault on a minor escapes custody. As side not on this lovely evening the temperature hovered around 8 degrees. After breathing the cool, refreshing air for about 45 minutes the suspect flagged down a motorist and asked him to call the police so he could turn himself in. …

71 YO Bank Robber Captured By LAPD

In LA a man with 4, count ’em, 4 bank robbery convictions struck again. He held up a bank in LA and made off with 64K. He threatened to shoot several employee if they did not comply. Not bad for a days work, however, this dodo was nabbed by alert LAPD cops from the Foothills …

In St. Charles County, MO…Arrests Up, Crime Down, What A Concept

Chief Kurt Frisz said recently that St. Charles County had an increase in arrests. The arrests resulted in the suspects being held until their arraignment. This is not the case in many jurisdictions. Think “no bail’ states and weak, ineffectual prosecutors. Chief Frisz contributes the increase in arrests to a multi-jurisdictional approach where several agencies …

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