Couple guys working in a pizza shop in Austin, TX. A 19YO creep enters the store, walks up to the register, displays a gun and demands the $$. The employees, tired of hearing about the rampant crime and the miscreants not being held accountable decided to do something. They attacked the guy trying to hold-up …
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Portland Cops Recover “Rollin'” Stolen, Find Bag That Says “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs”
Portland Officers stopped an occupied stolen auto and arrested the not too bright occupants. Whilst doing an inventory search they came across a zipper bag that said…”Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs.” Once again we have a couple of Brainiac’s who were operating a stolen car and had that bag of dope. In a …
MPLS Mayor Wants To Use Bubbles To Curb Crime
Minneapolis mayor Jake “The Snake” Frey said at a recent community meeting that he felt the use of bubbles would prevent crime in what’s left of the downtown area. He said “When you’re intent on committing a crime and there’s a bunch of bubbles floating around it takes the criminals mind off breaking the law…you …
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St. Louis Police Officer Killed Working Accident Scene…Suspect An Illegal Alien, But Wait, There’s More
This week a dedicated and decorated STL Police Officer was killed by a drunk driver. The errant driver struck Officer Lee as he went to his car to get traffic cones for another accident. This fine man left a wife and two kids to find their way without the input of a “Dad.” The impaired …
AR Trooper In Fight For Her Life Assisted By Woman Who Stopped To Help
Last week a female AR trooper attempted to stop a speeding car. Did the wipe pull over…of course not. You see he’s an migrant illegally in the country. He doesen’t have to obey our laws. After getting the fool stopped she had to drag his sorry azz out of the car. He immediately began to …
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And The Hits Just Keep Comin’…WA Man Steals Kayak To Escape Cops
Last June a felon on the run in, what else, a stolen “ride” was spotted by the Centralia, WA (think Olympia) cops. He ran, of course, and ditched the car in a residential neighborhood. This is probably where this goof should have realized the futility of his activities and said “Uncle.” Did he, of course …
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Got A Lotta Request For More Dumb-Azz Things Criminals Do…Part 2
OK, in Ohio some dimwit didn’t like his booking photo. He sent the cops a “new and improved” photo, without the vomit on his shirt. He even called a morning DJ to discuss the matter. The cops tracked him to FL and he was taken into custody by the US Marshals. In South Carolina a …
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You Have The Right To Show The Cops How Stupid You Are
The drive from Colorado Springs to Denver takes a little over an hour. “Hot Wheels” made the trip in about 20 minutes…of course he recorded the trip reaching speeds of 173 MPH. The go pro told it all. The Denver cops grabbed the chump AND his bike. But the video was cool. In Macon, GA …
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City Of Phoenix Adds Website To Dispel doj BS Investigation Of PPD
The doj, (un)civil rights division just released a copy of the three year report on their snooping into the activities of the PPD. As is always the case the doj found a “pattern and practice of civil rights violation and racism.” PPD Officers and citizens pushed city management to NOT fall into the “consent decree” …
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CA Governator Signs Bills To Make It Tougher On Retail And Auto Theft
Phew, just when I thought it couldn’t get any goofier in CA, Governator “Brylcreem” newsom came to the rescue. In a bold and confident move he signed into law a bunch a jilly-jive laws that are supposed to make it harder on repeat criminals. What a guy! The new laws can now be employed to …
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