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St. Charles Parish, LA, Man Runs Into Swamp Whilst Fleeing Deputies…Gets Attacked By Gator

And from the shallow end of the gene pool comes a goof who was driving erratically. Deputies attempted to stop this road Hazzard. Did he stop…of course not. The half-wit thought…”I know what. I’ll just jump into this swamp and the cops will never find me.” As you can see this cat didn’t get too far in school. The swamps in LA are loaded with hungry ‘gators.

As luck would have it the fleeing felon pissed off a few ‘gators and they promptly grabbed his arms and legs. He managed to get away from the ‘gators but the Deputies were hot on his trail via their new drone system.

He was soon captured and taken to the hospital where the damage was isolated to his arms and legs. No damage to other parts of the body.

**‘Gator Of The Month Awarded by Grateful Sheriff**

After being treated and released he was charged with a bunch of offences and given a place to stay. You see this dude is a frequent flyer.

The Sheriff recognized “Andy The ‘Gator” as Deputy of the Month.

Peace

CO Governator Commutes 50 Year Sentence of Cop Shooter

Hummm, what’s going on in the beautiful state of Colorado? The ever so enlightened Governator recently chopped the 50 year sentence of a cop shooter to 15 years. Back in 2008 two sleezers went on a crime spree. You know, the usual like armed robberies, car jacking and shooting cops. The victim in this case being a Todd Tucker, a professional and astute Douglas County Deputy. He and his partner cornered the creeps and was shot in the left upper body. Thus causing numerous operations and rehab. The former Deputy suffered permanent nerve damage that he lives with today.

The gov, in a letter to the offender stated that he was commuting the sentence due to the fools behavior in the joint and the taking of a few classes and other assorted BS. Well whoop-de do. Since this wipe did so well in prison maybe that should be his permanent residence.

The Sheriff, DA and others made their displeasure known but the damage has been done. Stand by everybody. We’ll see more of this monster in the future. Jeeze!

Peace

ALL GAVE SOME, SOME GAVE ALL

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Hamilton, OH Police Officer Found Not Guilty Of Assault Whilst Dealing With Unruly Prisioner

Last September a Hamilton, OH (think Cincinnati Area) Police Officer arrested a chump for a misdemeanor warrant. At the booking desk the goof refused to sit down on the comfy, overstuffed benches in the booking area. This dofus refused to follow the Officers gentle and coaxing words so the Cop helped this itinerant loser to a seat. In return the Officer received a kick in the groin.

In return he gently tossed the fool into the booking desk resulting in a gash in his empty head that required stiches.

The cop loving prosecutor presented the investigative report to the grand jury. Indictment followed. The Officer was suspended and suffered humiliation and peevage.

The case went before a judge who dismissed ALL of the bogus charges. The Officer is back on duty and I’ll just bet he won’t be too observant if he see’s a mopeass wanted on a misdemeanor warrant. Smile and wave ladies and gentlemen. You might even get a wave in return.

Peace

If An Officer Has A Car Stopped, Swing By And Make Sure Everything Is OK. You Don’t Need The Dispatcher To Tell You

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Woman In Spokane Tries To Run Down Kid On A Bike

In, what you could consider a safe area, a woman who had a few, make that waaaay tooo much to drink saw a 14 YO boy riding his bike on the sidewalk. She thought she would try and run him over. Yeah, I don’t know either. What a perverted thought process.

**Fool tries to run over youth on a bike. Takes to the sidewalk**

The youngster sped away and she decided to try something else. Like banging on doors and looking for a playmate for her dog. Don’t get that one either.

Spokane County Deputies arrived and took her into custody. She was charged with a number of felonies and refused to take a blood test. Bet you thought she’d be in jail for a while…WRONG!

She was released by a judge the next day. Without bond. This must make the citizens of the Spokane area feel safe.

Peace

NOT EVERYONE CAN BE A COP…AND WE LIKE IT THAT WAY

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Last Week School Principal Tackles Gunman

Last week some fool, a former student at Pauls Valley High School OK, Walked into the lobby with a firearm. He told everyone to get on the floor. Several students begged for mercy and were told to leave. This would be the next headlines for the future. But wait! The Principal heard the commotion and took action. The Principal, Kirk Moore, rushed out of his office and charged the badguy.

Mr. Moore, a 60 YO educator tackled the gunman and was shot in the leg. He managed to get the gun away from the dofus and was assisted by other staff members in securing the shooter until the Constabulary arrived and took him into custody.

The Principal was crowned “Prom King” at the schools big dance last Friday. Great job Mr. Moore! You saved a number of students being killed or injured.

Peace

EVIL CAN ONLY SUCCEED IF GOOD PEOPLE DO NOTHING

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Tulare County CA Deputy Killed, Shooter Ran Over By BearCat

In Porterville CA (Think South Central CA) last week a Sheriff’s Deputy was assisting with an eviction. He was shot and killed by a deranged fool. The Sheriff’s Office responded with tactical teams and a large, armored BearCat.

Whilst the Sheriff gave a presser the shooter was run over by the BearCat. The Sheriff returned to the podium to advise that the chump was dead after being run over..Case Closed and a total rehab.

**Tulare County Sheriff at press conference says “Shooter got run over by a BearCat”**

The Sheriff went on to say “The story is not about the shooter but rather the Deputy who left a pregnant wife. The baby will never know his /her father.”

When asked by a newsie if the goof was intentionally ran over, the Sheriff said…”We intentionally ran him over. Don’t shoot at cops. You shoot at cops we’re going to run you over. He got run over. He got what he deserved.” Agree. Bet he gets reelected!

Peace

“DON’T BE SHOOTIN’ AT US, CHILL OUT. DRINK A 7-UP, HAVE A MOON PIE. JUST CHILL.”

Sheriff Grady Judd, Polk County, FL

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Police Protester In Denver Convicted Under New Anti-Doxing Law

Colorado recently passed a no-doxing law. Waiting anxiously to test said law, cometh regan benson. A fat loudmouth, sex starved, defeated politician and general pain in the azz for cops. She’s always squawking about something that “triggered” her delicate sensibilities. Well, ms. benson went a tad too far by giving out the phone number and location of a Denver PD Commander. She also directed all to a “pig roast” at the Commanders home. Perhaps her toilet training went sideways. That would help explain her foolish actions and activities.

The foul mouthed bimbo was convicted under the States Anti-Doxing law. The anti-cop creep railed about free speech and how unconstitutional the law is. She will have ample time to explain her position to a Judge later this year. You see, she’s due to be sentenced in the near future. I’ll keep everybody posted on the sentencing outcome.

Peace

FORGIVE EARLY…BUT REMEMBER THEIR ADDRESS

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LAPD Chief Overruled By Police Commission On OIS

Last April, two LAPD cops were searching for suspects involved in a serious accident. During the course of the search they encountered an armed female not involved in the original incident She apparently thought that she was being accosted.

The Officers identified themselves and repeatedly told her to drop the weapon. Did she? Of course not. You see, she’s the estranged wife of a member of the band “weezer.” After she fired the Officers did as trained and addressed the threat. She was shot in the arm.

The LAPD Chief after careful consideration said the Officers acted IAW policy. Not so fast. The police commission overruled the Chief and said they did NOT follow policy. Based upon the commissions extensive and varied police experience they thought the Officers were “Out of Policy.” BULL! The Chief has final disciplinary authority. Hope the Chief governs himself accordingly.

Peace

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF…AND OTHERS

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Fairfax County Police Stop Fool Stabbing Family Members

Last month the Fairfax County Police recieved a frantic 911 call. A woman said her father was stabbing everyone in the apartment. The Constabulary arrived shortly after the call. They found a bloodied woman in the hallway. She didn’t make any sense but directed the Officers to the apartment.

Upon making a forced entry the Officers saw a man who raised a large knife. Officers told the goof to drop the knife. Did he? Of course not. He raised it and was attempting to put another hole in the victim. Based on their training and experience one of the Officers fired 5 X, thus canceling the stabbers activity…and his life.

The young cops were well trained and made a deadly decision in a fraction of a second. Their actions prevented further bloodshed and they were commended by the Chief for their swift and decisive action. Two victims died as a result of the stabbings. A 2 YO child was unharmed…thankfully. Great Job Officers!

Peace

HIRE CHARACTER, TRAIN SKILL

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Waaay Out In Thurston County WA, SGT Uses Dog Barks And Whines To Help Capture Fleeing Suspect

A Thurston County Sergeant was chasing a chump on a fleeing motorcycle. The chase went through a number of yards and , eventually, up a slight hill. The doofus on the motorcycle slipped in the mud/wet grass and fell on his azz. Was he done…of course not. He continued to attempt to flee. Guess he didn’t know that “Resistance Is Futile!”

The SGT ordered the fool to stop and made several barking and whining sounds whilst advising the the subject to “Stop or you’ll get bit!” whilst uttering a few more K-9 impressions. The suspect submitted saying, “Don’t let that dog bite me.”

After booking and processing the K-9 unit heard of the job encroachment. “This must not stand” the K-9’s barked to each other. After careful consideration the the K-9’s filed a grievance through their bargaining unit. No decision at press time. “Woof” “Woof”

Peace

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