Cop's Perspective

Way down in SW FL a Lee County Sheriff’s Deputy saw an suv driving erratically. The Deputy activated his “Takedowns.” Did the fool stop, of course not…he booked. The Deputy conducted an excellent “PIT” maneuver and the suspect vehicle wound up on its side.

The driver, well know to cops was unable to exit his disabled suv. The Deputies then made efforts to extract the mope. By manipulating his legs and upper body the goof was extracted. First thing he said …”Can I get a cigarette?” I don’t recall a fleeing felon ever asking for a smoke.

The ride was searched, prior to being towed and…Bingo, the car was loaded with a felony amount of cocaine. Due to his healthy arrest/conviction record this cat is headed for one of FL’s finer penal institutions.

Peace

IF YOU RUN FROM THE COPS YOU GET TO PLAY WITH THEIR NICE DOGGIES

Buckle up, Wear Your Vest, Turn On Your Camera, Stay Safe and deadly if you must

Here’s one you don’t see everyday. Officers from the Charlotte-Mecklenburg PD, assigned to the Entertainment District observed a couch cruising down the sidewalk. No wonder it’s called “the entertainment district.”

This occurred around 2:00 AM and the operator’s had been over served at one of the areas fine watering holes. The couch was expertly mounted on 2 electric scooters.

CMPD wrote on their face book that the activity should be left to IKEA. Not a bad idea.

Ever wonder about the saying that the really goofy stuff happens after midnight…cops do!

Communities that Support Law Enforcement Are Safer Places To Live

Buckle Up, Wear Your Vest, Turn On Your Camera, Stay Safe and deadly if you must!

In Redondo Beach, CA the Redondo beach PD was asked to use their K-9 “Wouter” to assist with a wanted, and dangerous suspect who refused to exit his corner of the world.

After repeated commands to surrender the Officers sent in “Wouter” to flush the fool out. He did and soon became involved in a struggle with the suspect. By the time SWAT made it to their location “Wouter” had a portion of his right ear bitten off by the suspect. In return the wanted felon had a few bites inflicted by the K-9.

“Wouter was taken to an emergency veterinarian where he was patched up and is recuperating at home. The creep is still trying to get “Wouter’s” fur from the top of his mouth. May you serve many moons for your silly and unwarranted actions!

Peace

STAY ALERT…STAY ALIVE

Buckle up, wear your vest, turn on your camera, stay safe and deadly if necessary.

Dateline, OK City, OK. Sheriff’s Deputies are trying to evict a rent scofflaw. Attempting to gain entry they find the door blocked. OK, we’ve been down this road before…let’s force our way in. The Deputies push through the barricaded door into a totally cluttered and funky front room

They see the person to be “launched” in the bedroom. As deputies enter to escort the mopeazz out they’re met with a ferocious blast from an improvised flame thrower. The offender is immediately on the receiving end of Tazer’s and other non-lethal’s.

A quick search of the messy apartment revealed a IED in the front room. The Bomb Squad neutralizes the “Boomer ” and the goof is taken to a mental facility

Also found in the apartment was a copy of “The Anarchists Cookbook.” Popular with the anti everything movements of the ’70’s and 80’s.

Peace

GET OFF YOUR ASS AND KNOCK ON SOME DOORS!

Buckle Up, Wear Your Vest, Turn On Your Camera, Stay Safe and deadly if you must

August, 7th, Nightwatch, not much happening…and then, beep, beep the alert toner squaked. “Man With A Gun-Threatening 3 Children” The 2 Officers that got the call responded. Their eyes and ears focused on the area of the report.

“There he is, running down the street.” The Officers bailed and took off after the goof. He was outpacing both. One of the Officers spotted an Uber. They flagged the driver, Anthony Baines, entered the car and told him to “DRIVE, after that guy” One of the Officers said.

Baines quickly turned around and followed the Officers directions. Although a valiant attempt to catch the interloper, he made good his escape.

Tip O’ The Cop’s Perspective hat to the Officers and Mr. Baines! Carry On!

Peace

IF YOUR THINKING ABOUT LEAVING…REMEMBER WHY YOU BECAME A COP

Buckle Up, Wear Your Vest, Turn On Your Camera, Stay Safe and deadly if you must

Oh Brother. This one is just plain STUPID! 2 LBPD Officers made a mistake in making a “gun pinch” by identifying the wrong gangbanger. This was waaaayyy back in 2018. In 2022 the former LA County DA, george “gasbag” gascon decided to charge the Officer’s with perjury and some other stuff.

At trial they were found not guilty. The cops appealed to a city commission of some sort and came to the conclusion that the Officers must be rehired.

The city atty disagreed and the officers were not given their jobs back. OK let’s start the lengthy and time consuming appeals process. Last week a three Judge appeals court panel ruled in the Cops favor.

Realizing the futility of her stance the city atty had to OK the rehiring. Oh yeah, they will get back pay for those 4 long and wasteful years. The city will probably be on the hook for any civil actions taken by the Officers. Great call for the city atty…She should lose her job!

Peace

MOST PEOPLE NEVER SEE THE THINGS THAT COPS PREVENT

Buckle Up, Wear Your Vest, Turn On Your Camera, Stay Safe and deadly if you must

And from the shallow end of the gene pool comes a goof who was driving erratically. Deputies attempted to stop this road Hazzard. Did he stop…of course not. The half-wit thought…”I know what. I’ll just jump into this swamp and the cops will never find me.” As you can see this cat didn’t get too far in school. The swamps in LA are loaded with hungry ‘gators.

As luck would have it the fleeing felon pissed off a few ‘gators and they promptly grabbed his arms and legs. He managed to get away from the ‘gators but the Deputies were hot on his trail via their new drone system.

He was soon captured and taken to the hospital where the damage was isolated to his arms and legs. No damage to other parts of the body.

After being treated and released he was charged with a bunch of offences and given a place to stay. You see this dude is a frequent flyer.

The Sheriff recognized “Andy The ‘Gator” as Deputy of the Month.

Peace