Waaay up north in beautiful Hitchcock, MN a man who thought a registered sex offender was stalking his toddler went b-zerk.
After plying himself with copious amounts of assorted adult beverages he went over to the offenders house. When the 77YO creep opened the door the killer pushed his way into the house. He then struck the man numerous times with a heavy duty shovel. Seeing that he hadn’t accomplished the mission he grabbed a moose antler and finished the job.
After completing his mission he drove a few blocks to the Cook County Sheriff’s (MN…Not Chicago) where he turned his bad self in and demanded to be cuffed. He was taken into custody without any further incidents.
Damn, finished off with a moose antler. 10-7.
BUCKLEUP, WEAR YOUR VEST, TURN ON YOUR CAMERA, STAY SAFE and deadly if you must.