In Memphis a doofus arrested on sexual assault on a minor escapes custody. As side not on this lovely evening the temperature hovered around 8 degrees.
After breathing the cool, refreshing air for about 45 minutes the suspect flagged down a motorist and asked him to call the police so he could turn himself in. I think some people would say “no” and book. But this was not the case. Officers responded and re-took the goof into custody.
Let’s see….jumping out of a nice warm police vehicle into the frozen night, not to bright. Also not to bright raping an underage female. maybe a life of crime isn’t in the cards for this dork…but a stay in one of Tennessee’s finer correctional facilities IS!
BUCKLE UP, WEAR YOUR VEST, TURN ON YOUR CAMERA, STAY SAFE and deadly if you must