Way down in SW FL a Lee County Sheriff’s Deputy saw an suv driving erratically. The Deputy activated his “Takedowns.” Did the fool stop, of course not…he booked. The Deputy conducted an excellent “PIT” maneuver and the suspect vehicle wound up on its side.
The driver, well know to cops was unable to exit his disabled suv. The Deputies then made efforts to extract the mope. By manipulating his legs and upper body the goof was extracted. First thing he said …”Can I get a cigarette?” I don’t recall a fleeing felon ever asking for a smoke.
The ride was searched, prior to being towed and…Bingo, the car was loaded with a felony amount of cocaine. Due to his healthy arrest/conviction record this cat is headed for one of FL’s finer penal institutions.
Peace
IF YOU RUN FROM THE COPS YOU GET TO PLAY WITH THEIR NICE DOGGIES
Buckle up, Wear Your Vest, Turn On Your Camera, Stay Safe and deadly if you must



