A Thurston County Sergeant was chasing a chump on a fleeing motorcycle. The chase went through a number of yards and , eventually, up a slight hill. The doofus on the motorcycle slipped in the mud/wet grass and fell on his azz. Was he done…of course not. He continued to attempt to flee. Guess he didn’t know that “Resistance Is Futile!”

The SGT ordered the fool to stop and made several barking and whining sounds whilst advising the the subject to “Stop or you’ll get bit!” whilst uttering a few more K-9 impressions. The suspect submitted saying, “Don’t let that dog bite me.”

After booking and processing the K-9 unit heard of the job encroachment. “This must not stand” the K-9’s barked to each other. After careful consideration the the K-9’s filed a grievance through their bargaining unit. No decision at press time. “Woof” “Woof”

Peace

Police Work, A Front Row Seat To The Greatest Show On Earth

Buckle Up, Wear Your Vest, Turn On Your Camera, Stay Safe and deadly if you must

Published by Ken Dye

Having grown up in Missouri, Ken Dye graduated from Northeastern Missouri State University (now Truman State University) and served his country. When he returned to St. Louis, he joined the St. Louis County Police Department and served in the tactical operations unit, as an undercover narcotics and homicide detective, and with the intelligence bureaus. After 13 years, he moved to Chicago to work with the Illinois Criminal Justice Authority. He is the author of three books: two crime novels, Shadow of the Arch and Beyond the Shadow of the Arch and Michael Brown, Jr. didn’t have to die, a non-fiction narrative. For more information about the author, visit www.KenJDye.com.

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