Cop's Perspective

Goof Hiding Dope In Butt Shoots Himself in Testicles

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Another one from the extremely stupid criminal files. This time from Chelan County, WA.

Our dummy of the month was playing Jr. Gangster and fondling a gun he had in his waistband. The gun went off an pierced his groin and thigh…pitty.

Our dumb criminal of the month. Shot himself in the groin and had conceal “booty” in his booty.

At the hospital, as the Dr’s were sewing him up, he excreted a bag of marijuana from his butt. The cops were called and wrote a report. Strangely enough a warrant was issued. When the cops picked him up and whilst at booking he popped out another baggie from his booty. This one filled with meth. Oh yeah, this jamoke is a 13 time convicted felon. That’s right 13 times.

On a serious not let’s all take a moment to remember those that have sacrificed so much for our country. May god hold them in his hands and give them peace.

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D.A. Refuses Charges When Houston Cops Make Gun Pinch

Houston cops saw a female toss a gun out the window of a car they were about to stop. The driver and passenger both told the HPD officers that the 17 YO driver passed the gun to the 18 YO passenger and told her to throw it out the window. Everything captured on body cams.

RUN JOE RUN

Sounds like a “slam dunk” huh? Not so fast. In Harris County, TX the cops must call the DA before making an arrest. The assistant DA refused the case. They also contacted the Chief Deputy DA on duty. Refused again. Its a violation of state and federal law to possess a gun under eighteen. Besides, throwing a gun onto a street is dangerous in and of itself.

Joe Grimaldi, Houston Police Officers Union President…doing all he and the HPD can do to keep the citizens of Houston safe…tough road!

The new DA will not charge for certain crimes, like resisting, assaulting an officer and apparently gun charges.

The Cops SGT told them to ticket the female with “littering With A Gun” and set it municiple court. Wonder what the judge will say?

Peace

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Strong Arm Robbery Suspects Caught In D.C.

From the dumb criminal files comes the fable of three Jr. gangsters who attempted to rip off some guys phone and wallet. The victim was on the ground being pummeled by these goofs when an off-duty cop from Hamilton, New Jersey inbterveened.

In close proximity were five members of the St. Louis County Police Pipe and Drums. The bad guys didn’t stand a chance. They were held for the arrival of the D.C. cops.

St. Louis County PD Pipes and Drummers help thwart a strong arm robber in D.C.

This is a stupid crime…especially since D.C. is covered with cops from all over the country. They descend upon this town for National Police Week. Guess the bad guys didn’t know that.

A tip O’ the Cops Perspective hat to all officers involved and may god bless all who “Serve and Protect.”

Peace

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Cop “Mom-isms” that Will Help You Be A Better Police Officer

In honor of Mother’s Day lets take a look at some of the thing our mothers told us:

Sometimes people do stupid things, that doesn’t make them stupid. Talk to them as such.
Treat people like you would like to be treated.
If you want it, work for it.
Have a tough hide but a gentle heart.
Do it right the first time…or you’ll have to do it again.
Always have a pen.
Always wear clean underwear-Self explanatory.

A big Cops Perspective Tip O’ The Hat to all the moms who’s sons and daughters have chosen the noble profession of Police Officers.

Peace.

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Mass. Prosecutor Sues ICE To Stop Arrests In Courthouse

They’re at it again…this time the prosecutor in Suffolk County, MA (Think Boston) has sued the feds to stop making arrests in the courthouse. She says it’s making it harder for those charged to hold them accountable…HUH?

Suffolk County prosecutor telling her staff to notify her ***immediately*** of ICE activity in courthouses

She also stated that …”Not one person in the Commonwealth is safer because of that practice”… Double HUH?

The illegal immigrants appearing in felony court are not ther for improper parking. They have to go through a security checkpoint thus making the arrest safer for all.

Not safe for the commonwealth? Hey goofball, you’re getting rid of a bad guy and EVERYONE is safer. What are these people thinking?

Peace

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Woman Arrested After Reporting Deputy Shot Chicken During Drive-By

In Escambia County,FL, the western most county in the state a deputy was on routine patrol. Whilst performing this task he ran over a chicken that had wandered into the roadway.

A woman saw this and reported to the Sheriff’s office that the Deputy had shot the chicken in a “Drive-By.” She took to the viral airwaves claiming she was an eye witness to this dastardly act.

Sheriff David Morgan assuring the citizens of Escambia County (FL) that chickens are safe.

Her FB and other social media posts received a lot of attention and viscous and fowl aspersions were cast upon the Sheriff’s Office.

After a detailed and through investigation via the deputy’s in-car camera it was determined that the chicken was, in fact, run over. The Deputy is distraught and is currently undergoing therapy.

Oh yeah, the goof that made those false statement has been arrested. The Sheriff has taken to the social media platform and airwaves to insure all citizens of Escambia County that all chicken are safe from Deputy “Drive-By’s.”

Peace.

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Non-Profit Post Bail For Domestic Abuse Suspect. When Released He Kills Her

A suspect arrested on a domestic abuse charge was bailed out by a St. Louis non-profit called the St. Louis Bail Project.

Doing stupid things for humanity. Suspect at lower right.

At the suspects arraignment the Assistant Prosecuting Attorney told the court the suspect said at the time of the assault,”Might as well finish the job, she’s going to call the police anyway. This is a violent abuser and should remain in custody”

Enter the bail non-profit folks who, along with posting the bail said “…this is an unprecedented matter to to stop mass incarceration.”

After killing his wife he was rearrested. The Bail folks say that …”Their groups cause is greater than the murder of this woman.” All heart huh?

They also say that incarceration divides families, causes poverty etc, blah, blah.

The suspect bail is now 1 million. Wonder if the bail folks can handle that?

Peace.

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Fremont (CA) Cops Ambushed, Take Out Gunman

Damn, that California is gettin’ tough on cops. Last week in Fremont a cop was on patrol when he observed a mopeass emerge from the shadows and fire at the officer. Fortunately the rounds missed the cop but struck the car several times.

Police unit that was ambushed last week!

Did the cop run for cover…hell no. he turned his police unit around and engaged the shooter. The net result being one less lunatic on the streets. He was pronounced DRT.

This illustrates the need for our countries police officer to be ever vigilant and observant. They must also be willing and able to enter into sometimes violent confrontations with those that want to kill you.

May god bless the men and women of the Fremont CA, Police Department and all who Serve and Protect.

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Sourpuss Gripes because Laguna Beach (CA) Police cars have American Flag Logos

Here’s one for ya. The Laguna Beach City Council may take off the the American flag logos on the city’s police cars. At a recent meeting a resident artist Said ” It’s shocking to see the boldness of this design. I thought the aesthetics didn’t represent our community.” Sounds like somebody needs to get our her “Big Girl” pants.

An attorney at the meeting said she found the police cars “exceptional” and questioned the loyalty of the design critics and that the critics are so filled with hatred for the flag. She further stated that the American flag on a police car is the ultimate American expression.

A Laguna Beach Officer advised the council that every time he stops at a stop sign or red light people are waving and saying the design looks great. I agree.

Check out the Laguna Beach PD’s facebook page and let them know how you feel. I’m sure they would appreciate it.

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Grand Rapids PD Helps Bullied Student

A Grand Rapids, MI cop was watching for those folks in too big of a hurry to stop for a school bus picking up students.

As the bus took off Officer Austin Lynema noticed a boy running for the bus, too late. The cop asked the young boy if he missed his bus. “Yes and I haven’t missed school all year.”

We’ll have none of that. After getting permission from the students mother Officer Lynema took him to school. Arriving CODE 3, of course.

As the two were driving to school the 9 year old child told the officer it was his birthday but no one would come because he is bullied. Let’s just see about that.

The following day cops from the day and afternoon watch showed up. They had a Krispy Kreme cake as well as presents, hats and police T-shirts. What a day for this young man. Brought to you by the Grand Rapids Police Department. This happens a lot more that we ever see. Maybe it’s time to show the for real side of police work.

Making a young mans day!! Thanks Grand Rapids PD!!

May god bless the men and women of the Grand Rapids Police department and all who “Serve and Protect.”

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