Cop's Perspective

Seattle Alderboob Wants SPD To Investigate “Poop” Attacks At Her Home

Seattle alderboob, kshama sawant (D-poop magnet) claims that disgruntled Seattle residents are throwing bags filled with poop upon her lawn and house. She reported this to SPD and, she says, the cops aren’t doing anything. After one incident she informed the cops about this outlandish activity. The cop looked at her and asked…”What do you want me to do?”

As a matter of interest she’s slashed the SPD budget by about 50%. I agree, just what the hell do you expect the cops to do?

She demanded that the cops surveil her home every day for the next several weeks. No dice, no cops either. Too busy chasing down violent offenders and other assorted criminals. With a severely reduced department they really don’t have the resources to watch for poop hurlers.

If you’re planning on visiting the once beautiful city of Seattle be sure to be on the look-out for flying bags of poop.

Peace

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Female Chicago Cop Takes Down Shoplifting Suspect…Cool Moves

Last week the Chicago cops got a call for a shoplifting at a store on Chicago’s south side. The caller said a person entered the store and began taking things. She approached the person and was shoved to the floor.

The cops arrived and got a description. One Officer worked the area and spotted the culprit. After making contact the suspect pushed the officer and tried to flee the area. Not so fast slick! The cop went “hands on” with the bad guy. She pulled his hoodie over his head. This blocked the goofs vision and she held on. Whilst detaining the creep she calmly called for back-up using her shoulder mic.

**Chicago cop takes down suspect by pulling his hoodie over his head**

Other cops soon arrived and took the fool into custody. Props and a big Cop’s Perspective tip O’ the hat to this dedicated and talented police officer. Carry on!

Peace

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Eleven Officers Shot In Last 24 Hours…Four KIA

What the hell is going on. The fools are running loose and shooting cops. The shooters all have respectable conviction records and should have been in custody…but nooooo. In the current liberal state of affairs these evil and dangerous felons are allowed to crawl the streets and shoot cops.

In the current political environment the cops are the criminal’s and the bad guys are the victims. BS! From Las Vegas to Bristol, Connecticut to Decatur, IL to Greenville, MS to Philadelphia, PA cops have been on the receiving end of hostile fire. The end result being four killed and seven wounded. If not for the protective gear cops wear the number killed would be much higher.

With elections just around the corner be sure to look at the candidates and support those that support you. A number of these pols want to release criminals. Many have stated that they want to release those convicted of 2nd degree murder…what about the victims. Oh, guess they don’t count.

End of rant. May god hold these fine men and women in the palm of his hand and give them peace and serenity.

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The William S. Hart School District Won’t Allow Football Team To Carry “Thin Blue Line” Flag Onto Field

In the ever so enlightened and “woke’ school district in santa clarita, ca, the school superintendent halted the tradition of the Saugus High School football team taking the field with the “Thin Blue Line” flag. Why you ask? Good ? Seems that a person from OUTSIDE the school district was upset by the flag. The snowflake griped to the superintendent and he caved like a cardboard suit. Said it gave them feelings of insecurity.

Doing some research I found that the respect for police was earned back in Nov, 2019. You see, that’s when an active shooter shot and killed 2 students and wounded several others. Who rushed into the building to prevent further bloodshed…why 3 cops who were dropping their children off at school.

Now because someone got a “butt-hurt” the brave and courageous school administrators have stopped this practice.

**Proud parents displaying “Thin Blue Line” flags at Saugus HS Football game**

In response most, if not all of the parents, have taken to waving “thin Blue Line” flags at the schools home games. Way to go mom’s and dad’s! Maybe it’s time for the school board to be booted. Elections are just around the corner.

Peace

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NYC Lawmaker Tells Constituents Not To Call 911…Then She Calls After Phone Threats

NYC councilmember tiffany caban (D-I love the NYPD) tells constituents not to call 911 if confronted by a drug crazed lunatic or the normal, garden variety, criminal. Use the terms, “That’s wrong ” until the creep realizes his mistake and leaves. She also says to call 311 and ask for a crisis team. In ther meantime, “Give the person time to correct their behavior.” When calling for an overdose just say a person is in distress. Medical only. No cops wanted or requested.

She went on to state that the subways are just fine. Yeah sure, just fine if you want a demo on mental illness gone wild and drug abuse…up close and personal.

As one might expect she got a lotta blowback on this and her phone and social media “lit up” with snarky and threatening comments. What did she do? Called the cops (911), of course.

A spokesperson for the NYPD said “This is an ongoing investigation” and the usual blather. Gonna bet the cops are going to pursue this matter vigorously and relentlessly until they bring these non-believers into compliance. Carry on!

Peace

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At 9ers-Rams Game Protester Tackled By Rams Linebacker

At last weeks 49ers-Rams game a goof ran onto the field with a pink smoke device. Security was hot on his trail. The protester chose to run past the Rams bench…not a good idea. The linebacker tackled the runner and brought him to the ground.

The guy had on a shirt that said that said “rescue everything somewhere” or something like that. A spokesperson from that entity said “They wanted to bring awareness for some pigs that were taken from a factory farm.” Guess everybody’s gotta have a cause.

The next day the protester filed a report with the PD stating that he was assaulted by the linebacker. Hell, I thought it was a great move.

Oh yeah, the Rams got creamed, 24-9, excellent tackle tho.

Peace

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Chicago Gangster Walks Into Convenience Store In FL…Suprised By Clerk

In Pensacola, FL a fool walked into a convenience store whilst holding a Berelli shotgun. He’s confronted by the clerk, who saw the goof on the outside camera with the shotgun. The clerk went to the back room, armed himself with his own handgun and called the cops. Pretty sharp on the clerks part.

The chump walks up to the counter and says “I’m from Chicago, bro. What kinda gun you got?” After an extremely short discussion the Chicago dude took flight.

The potential hold-up man was apprehended a short time later and faces a bunch of serious charges.

I wonder what he was doing with a Berelli shotgun. These are hand made Italian jobs and go for upwards of 8K. He probably used it for shooting clays.

Big tip O’ the Cop’s Perspective hat to the heads up clerk who, for sure, prevented an armed robbery. Possibly something even worse!

Peace

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fbi Raids Home Of Catholic Anti-Abortionist Over Simple Assault

Last Friday the fbi, in the form of about 20-25 armed and tactically attired agents, pounded on the door of Mark Houck and demanded entrance. “We have a warrant” one of the bold and fearless agents announced.

Since it’s 2:00 AM, the wife hurried to the door as soon as she could. Only to be confronted by this band of charlatans. They pointed their guns at Houck and his wife as their terrified children, all seven of them, watched.

Mr. Houck was spirited away to the fbi office in Philly. He was later released.

It is interesting to note that this matter stemmed from a simple or 3rd degree assault claim at an abortion clinic in October, 2021. The Philly cops arrived, took a report and presented it to the District Attorney. Charges refused! Somehow the federalies got involved in this misdemeanor matter and the Houck family became the focus of “Much Adieu About Nothing.”

Hey Mr. wray and garland, don’t you have anything better to do than harass and terrorize a law abiding family. You know, like putting a RICO case on a cartel or organized crime family. Maybe catching one or two of the top ten fugitives. Ah, guess not.

Peace

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Twin 6 YO Girls Beat Up Man Hitting Their Mother

Last week in Melbourne, FL a mother of two twin girls entertained a “playa.” This goof became intoxicated and abusive. The mother told the guest to “grab yo hat” and scoot. Did he? Of course not.

He began whipping up on the lady of the “crib’ and struck her several times.

The twins, all of six, went directly to their toy box and got a bunch of stuff to hit and harangue the assaulter. One had a set of drumsticks and played a drum roll on his thick head.

**Check out those killer smiles. Good job girls!**

Being faced with these aggressive young ladies the bad guy took flight. He didn’t get too far before the cops snagged his azz. He had a number of warrants and the usual accompanying dope and pipes. What a guy!

The girls were treated to a bunch of goodies by the cops. Props all around for these young warriors…who just wouldn’t let anybody beat up on their momma! Way to go ladies!

Peace

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Chick-fil-a Worker Stops Carjacking

Last week in Fort Walton, FL a woman was getting out of her car. She opened the back door to get her infant and headed toward the the Chic-fil-a restaurant. As she left her car she was approached by some scumbag who threatened her with a stick and demanded her keys. She screamed and attempted to flee but was stopped by the carjacker.

One of the High School kids working the drive-thru lane noticed the altercation and rushed to her defense. He was struck by the felon but made good his attempt to detain this guy.

He was soon joined by other Chick-fil-a workers and customers who all helped keep this goof in check. The constabulary arrived and took him into custody.

Great chicken samies…and TREMENDOUS customer service!

The victim and her infant child are safe and doing well. As the Sheriff of Okaloosa County said…”Let’s give a big shout out to this young man who stepped in and did what had to be done…or something like that.”

I kinda like writing a feel-good story’s about someone who did something just because it’s the right thing to do. Carry on Sir!

Peace

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