Cop's Perspective

Man Walks Into Nail Salon, Demands $$, Customers Yawn

A fool in Atlanta walked into a nail salon with his hand in a bag. He thought he’d scare the customers into upping their cash and jewelry. He demanded everyone comply or he’d shoot. “I’m not kiddin'” he stated.

One woman got up and leisurely strolled out. Other waiting customers continued scrolling through their phones and the like.

The faux gunman, getting frustrated, demanded, once again that everyone give him their $$ and other items of value. One customer farted.

**Dumb azz demand Money from nail salon customers. No one listens. The fool then leaves**

The exasperated hold-up man then left the establishment. Potential victims say he had the look of total defeat and dejection. He shook his flakey head and bounced. Once outside he looked up and down the plaza wondering …”just what in the hell I’m I gonna do now?” Here’s a tip. Being an armed robber ain’t for you. Get a job!

P.S. Big tip O’ the “Cops Perspective” hat to the Suffolk County, NY cops for staying the course investigating the Gilgo Beach murders. Carry On!

Peace

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Chicago Man Charged With Killing, Torturing Cats

A goof in Chicago has been charged with microwaving a kitten. In addition he tortured and killed at least 5 more cats. He was taken into custody after his (ex) girlfriend turned him in.

The cat killer named all the dead cats Shelly. Hummm, a former lover? This brings up the question…who in the hell could love this creep?

He’s currently in custody and will probably get more time than if he knocked a human. I understand the angst of animal lovers from the four corners of the world. They’ll be demanding that he be hung, immediately. Can’t say I disagree.

Remember all you animal abusers out there…stay away from the drugstore that we all see on almost every corner ,of any city. Remember when the drug laws were enforced? Everything seemed a lot better.

Peace

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NC Trooper Shot Helping Stranded Motorist. Vest stopped .357 Round, Trooper Returned Fire…Bad Guy 10-7 With Mileage

In the beautiful state of North Carolina a State Trooper stopped to help, what he thought, a stranded motorist. That what Troopers do…write speeding tickets, make accident reports and help stranded motorists.

Apparently this jackwagon didn’t want any help and had a viable dislike of law enforcement. The suspect immediately pulled a .357 revolver and cranked off a round into the Troopers chest. The Trooper got a second chance at life because the vest stopped the round. The bad guy wasn’t so lucky. The Trooper returned fire thus rendering the jag DRT!

**NC Trooper shot at close range by angry motorist. Trooper returned fire leaving the goof “Graveyard” dead**

The District Attorney of Buncombe County (think Asheville), upon reviewing the dashcam video cleared the Trooper of any and all potential charges. This occurred within a couple weeks of the shooting. Seems like that’s the way all OIS incidents should be handled.

Best to the NC Highway Patrol, the Trooper and his family!

Stay Alert, Stay Alive!

Peace

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Man In Biwabik, MN, Running From Cops Jumps Into Old Freezer…Big Mistake

Waaaay up north (think Duluth) a man hiding from the cops jumped into an old style freezer. The freezer was located in an abandoned house and there has been no electricity since 2021. Apparently the fugitive lived in the abandoned crib for quite some time.

The local cops were alerted to the fugitive and began an area search. Fearing capture the goof secreted his bad self in the old freezer…one problem. If you get stuck in one of those old jobs you can’t get out. You see, they lock when closed and there is no safety release on the interior.

The incident is being investigated by a bunch of multi lettered units. This didn’t have to happen. If the guy on the run would have turned himself in he’d be out in a few days. Hell, if it was Minneapolis, they’d throw him a banquet.

Remember all you druggies out there…dope makes you do really stupid stuff. You know, like trying to hide in an old freezer!

Peace

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How NOT To Handle Fireworks

How NOT to Handle Fireworks

Blackwell, OK LT Finally Has Charges Of Murder Dismissed By OK Court Of Criminal Appeals

Remember LT John Mitchell of the Blackwell, OK PD? He’s the Officer who, on may 20th, 2019, got a report of a female riding around town shooting at people, places and things. That’s right she shot at pedestrians, cops, statues and storefronts. Pretty dangerous to the people walking around town I’d have to say.

LT Mitchell and a couple other cops catch up to this raving maniac. Does she pull over? Of course not. She starts a running gunbattle with the cops. A number of shots were fired with LT Mitchell getting the kill shot. OK, after a police shooting the incident is reviewed. This time by the OK State Bureau of Investigation. After a review of the facts they determined it was, in police parlance, “a good shoot.”

Not so fast. District Atty Jason Hicks, the DA from another area of OK took the case to the grand jury and got an indictment. The district court threw it out. The prosecutor appealed, same result. Still not satisfied he took it to another court…no dice. Then this DUMB AZZ took it to the Appeals Court. Thrown out with a 5-0 opinion.

LT Mitchell can breath a little easier but should he have been put through all the BS brought about by a fool shooting at people from her car…Hell No!

If you’d like to give this brilliant jurist, jason hicks, a call and tell him what you think he can be reached at 405-224-4770.

Peace

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LAPD K-9 Finds Dope, Money And Guns…Inside Vending Machine

One of LAPD’s newest and BEST drug K-9’s was asked to search a business. The search, in furtherance of a narcotics investigation by the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department.

K-9 Bosco went directly to the soda vending machine. He then sat, wagged his tail excitedly and made soft whining and growling sounds. In human/english that means “there’s dope and other stuff in here!”

The cops opened the machine. Sure enough it was full of heroin, fentanyl, cocaine, money and an AK-47 knock-off. Not bad for a 2 YO dog who’s been on the job for only 6 months. Bosco’s handler said” “he’s one of the best and has a brilliant career in front of him.” Couldn’t agree more.

LAPD and the Ventura County Sheriff didn’t have much to say about the find. It’s an ongoing investigation and more arrests and seizures are anticipated. Drug dealers in the LA area beware…Bosco’s on the hunt for your stash!

The fbi showed up later but left when no news cameras were spotted.

Peace

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I’ll Have A Warden Burger…No Fries

In Butler County, OH the Sheriff, Richard Jones, has come under fire for serving, what the inmates call, The “Warden Burger.” Not only for lunch but for all three meals. This tasty treat is reserved for those foolish enough to get thrown into solitary confinement. The stay in solitary is only 10 days and the goofs secured from the general population whined about the food.

**Sheriff Richard Jones, Butler County OH. Inventor and purveyor of the de-lish “Warden Burger.”**

Seems they get the “Warden Burger”…and what a treat it is, served up for EVERY meal whilst the 8-Balls are in solitary. The meal consists of a burger made from, get this, cabbage, carrots, tomato paste, potatoes, onion, ground turkey, beans, oats, dry milk, celery and a pinch of salt. Sounds great.

Sheriff Jones said, ” These burgers are loaded with much needed fiber. That’s a good thing.” He also said that the meals are prepared by a dietician and meet all the requirements under Ohio laws and regulations…or something like that.

Note to inmates: If you don’t want the “Warden Burger” for every meal don’t do stupid stuff that earns you a trip to solitary. Carry on Sheriff Jones!

Peace

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Federal Judge In Seattle Strikes Down Property Damage Law

If you thought it couldn’t get any worse in the once beautiful city of Seattle get this. A federal judge said that Seattle’s property damage law that prohibits graffiti and damaging or destroying another person’s property is not valid. She said the ordinance …”Is overly broad and could violate people’s rights under the 1st and 14th amendment.” HUH?

How about the person’s right to have and maintain their property only to have a bunch of goofs come along and destroy or defile their possessions and property. Apparently this didn’t come into the thought process whilst claiming that the law violate other people’s rights.

No wonder the tax paying families and businesses’ are bookin’ outta Seattle. Remember when all this BS started and the city brain(less) trust wanted to have a “summer of love?” How’d that work out for everybody? Oh, not so good huh? If you live there get your bad self out. If your a cop you should have bounced a long time ago. The Officers that stayed, be very careful and get out as soon as possible.

Come on down to FL where the pay and working conditions are a hell of a lot better that seattle!

Peace

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