A female who was just released from the Boulder County jail after being booked for auto theft, a truck, walked a short distance and spotted another truck. The vehicle had the keys and she thought Damn this must be my lucky day. She got into the truck and attempted to “bounce.” No such luck. The truck was a stick shift and the dumb azz didn’t know how to operate this complicated and totally unnecessary method of shifting gears. She managed to get a few blocks from the scene and crashed into a fire hydrant. She was pinched shortly thereafter.
Wanna keep your truck? Get one with a manual shifting mechanism.
This non-accomplished thief apparently likes to steal trucks. In 2018 she ran from the Constabulary in another purloined truck. She crashed after a short chase.
Maybe this 8-ball should rethink her criminal activities. Stealing trucks just ain’t cuttin’ the mustard.
Peace
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