Cop's Perspective

Last Week School Principal Tackles Gunman

Last week some fool, a former student at Pauls Valley High School OK, Walked into the lobby with a firearm. He told everyone to get on the floor. Several students begged for mercy and were told to leave. This would be the next headlines for the future. But wait! The Principal heard the commotion and took action. The Principal, Kirk Moore, rushed out of his office and charged the badguy.

Mr. Moore, a 60 YO educator tackled the gunman and was shot in the leg. He managed to get the gun away from the dofus and was assisted by other staff members in securing the shooter until the Constabulary arrived and took him into custody.

The Principal was crowned “Prom King” at the schools big dance last Friday. Great job Mr. Moore! You saved a number of students being killed or injured.

Peace

EVIL CAN ONLY SUCCEED IF GOOD PEOPLE DO NOTHING

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Tulare County CA Deputy Killed, Shooter Ran Over By BearCat

In Porterville CA (Think South Central CA) last week a Sheriff’s Deputy was assisting with an eviction. He was shot and killed by a deranged fool. The Sheriff’s Office responded with tactical teams and a large, armored BearCat.

Whilst the Sheriff gave a presser the shooter was run over by the BearCat. The Sheriff returned to the podium to advise that the chump was dead after being run over..Case Closed and a total rehab.

**Tulare County Sheriff at press conference says “Shooter got run over by a BearCat”**

The Sheriff went on to say “The story is not about the shooter but rather the Deputy who left a pregnant wife. The baby will never know his /her father.”

When asked by a newsie if the goof was intentionally ran over, the Sheriff said…”We intentionally ran him over. Don’t shoot at cops. You shoot at cops we’re going to run you over. He got run over. He got what he deserved.” Agree. Bet he gets reelected!

Peace

“DON’T BE SHOOTIN’ AT US, CHILL OUT. DRINK A 7-UP, HAVE A MOON PIE. JUST CHILL.”

Sheriff Grady Judd, Polk County, FL

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Police Protester In Denver Convicted Under New Anti-Doxing Law

Colorado recently passed a no-doxing law. Waiting anxiously to test said law, cometh regan benson. A fat loudmouth, sex starved, defeated politician and general pain in the azz for cops. She’s always squawking about something that “triggered” her delicate sensibilities. Well, ms. benson went a tad too far by giving out the phone number and location of a Denver PD Commander. She also directed all to a “pig roast” at the Commanders home. Perhaps her toilet training went sideways. That would help explain her foolish actions and activities.

The foul mouthed bimbo was convicted under the States Anti-Doxing law. The anti-cop creep railed about free speech and how unconstitutional the law is. She will have ample time to explain her position to a Judge later this year. You see, she’s due to be sentenced in the near future. I’ll keep everybody posted on the sentencing outcome.

Peace

FORGIVE EARLY…BUT REMEMBER THEIR ADDRESS

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LAPD Chief Overruled By Police Commission On OIS

Last April, two LAPD cops were searching for suspects involved in a serious accident. During the course of the search they encountered an armed female not involved in the original incident She apparently thought that she was being accosted.

The Officers identified themselves and repeatedly told her to drop the weapon. Did she? Of course not. You see, she’s the estranged wife of a member of the band “weezer.” After she fired the Officers did as trained and addressed the threat. She was shot in the arm.

The LAPD Chief after careful consideration said the Officers acted IAW policy. Not so fast. The police commission overruled the Chief and said they did NOT follow policy. Based upon the commissions extensive and varied police experience they thought the Officers were “Out of Policy.” BULL! The Chief has final disciplinary authority. Hope the Chief governs himself accordingly.

Peace

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF…AND OTHERS

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Fairfax County Police Stop Fool Stabbing Family Members

Last month the Fairfax County Police recieved a frantic 911 call. A woman said her father was stabbing everyone in the apartment. The Constabulary arrived shortly after the call. They found a bloodied woman in the hallway. She didn’t make any sense but directed the Officers to the apartment.

Upon making a forced entry the Officers saw a man who raised a large knife. Officers told the goof to drop the knife. Did he? Of course not. He raised it and was attempting to put another hole in the victim. Based on their training and experience one of the Officers fired 5 X, thus canceling the stabbers activity…and his life.

The young cops were well trained and made a deadly decision in a fraction of a second. Their actions prevented further bloodshed and they were commended by the Chief for their swift and decisive action. Two victims died as a result of the stabbings. A 2 YO child was unharmed…thankfully. Great Job Officers!

Peace

HIRE CHARACTER, TRAIN SKILL

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Waaay Out In Thurston County WA, SGT Uses Dog Barks And Whines To Help Capture Fleeing Suspect

A Thurston County Sergeant was chasing a chump on a fleeing motorcycle. The chase went through a number of yards and , eventually, up a slight hill. The doofus on the motorcycle slipped in the mud/wet grass and fell on his azz. Was he done…of course not. He continued to attempt to flee. Guess he didn’t know that “Resistance Is Futile!”

The SGT ordered the fool to stop and made several barking and whining sounds whilst advising the the subject to “Stop or you’ll get bit!” whilst uttering a few more K-9 impressions. The suspect submitted saying, “Don’t let that dog bite me.”

After booking and processing the K-9 unit heard of the job encroachment. “This must not stand” the K-9’s barked to each other. After careful consideration the the K-9’s filed a grievance through their bargaining unit. No decision at press time. “Woof” “Woof”

Peace

Police Work, A Front Row Seat To The Greatest Show On Earth

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WA Deputy Blunts “Provocateur” By Staying Professional and Level

In Thurston County WA Deputy Jacob Domeno was approached by a woman who demanded that he not park in font of the elementary school. The woman, whose under ware had ridden up a bit, said the Deputy was “scaring” parents and school staff.

Deputy Domeno advised this interloper that he was preparing a crash report and would leave soon. Not satisfactory to the buttinsky…she launched into a Triade and used the term “rad” numerous times. Haven’t heard that since the Disco years. The fool recorded/posted the conversation and got a few likes.

**Deputy Domeno whilst being confronted by goofy woman**

Not to be outdone, the Sheriff also posted the encounter and got a gazillion likes and positive comments.

Put that in your crack pipe baby! The Sheriff said he will place a letter of commendation in the deputies file. This little dust-up should be used for training on how to act when confronted by a jerk! Great job Deputy!

Peace

Never confront a bull from the front, a horse from behind and a fool from any direction

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CT Troopers Use PIT Maneuver To Stop Fleeing Felon…Troopers Suspended

What the hell is going on in CT? Last week a Trooper was chasing a car in excess of 100 MPH. He asked permission to PIT the stolen car. Permission granted from SGT. Now the state inspector general is considering charges against the Trooper and the SGT.

The stolen Accord was traveling at an unsafe speed and using all traffic lanes in an attempt to evade the Trooper. The fool failed to stop and finally wound up crashing into a guard rail.

The three occupants were taken into custody. Good police work? I would think so… Hopefully the Officers will keep their jobs but ??

ATTN: CT troopers and Police Officers, get outta there before those pols get you killed. FL and TX as well as other states would love to have you. Man, this is nuts!

Peace

LAPD Chief Will Not Enforce State Law Stating Federalies Can’t Wear Masks

A few days ago the LAPD Chief held a news conference and announced the state and county directive that no Federalies are allowed to wear masks whilst conducting their lawful duties.

**LAPD Chief announcing cops won’t enforce state and county ordinance to unmask the feds!**

The Chief cited the very real possibilities of conflict between the LAPD and other agencies should they be enforced. It’s not good policy and it wasn’t well thought out.

Currently Federal law will not allow us to enforce the ordinance. However should the courts decide otherwise we’ll have to adjust accordingly.

Great job Chief. Cops wish their Chief thought that way. Carry On!

Peace

Do An Unexpected Act Of Kindness Today…You’ll Feel Better

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2 SLMPD Officers Injured After Vehicle Being Pursued Does A U-Turn, Slams Into Police Car

Last Friday two STMPD Officer observed an occupied stolen vehicle. The suspect were attempting to carjack another “ride.”

**Result of head on crash after suspect aimed at and struck the police car. Crash being investigated by St. Louis County PD**

Whilst activating their emergency equipment the car bolted from the scene and the Officers initialed a pursuit. The Officers chased the car into St. Louis County. The driver of the car made a U-Turn on an expressway and aimed at and struck the police car. The Officers suffered serious injuries and are being treated at a hospital.

Now for those of you questioning if Officers can pursue outside of their jurisdiction…YES! Police can pursue a vehicle under the doctrine of “Fresh Pursuit” as contained on MO Statute 544.157. SO THERE!

Peace

COMPLY-DON’T DIE

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