Ken Dye, retired narcotics undercover agent and author
In Greenville, SC a man ran from Sheriff’s Deputies and eventually wound up hiding in a discarded dishwasher. A K-9 traced our “criminal du jour” to a dishwasher in someones back yard. The deputies announced that they were going to release the dog if he didn’t come out. Did this jamoke remove himself from his …
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A MA judge suspended for helping an illegal alien drug suspect escape ICE is demanding that she be paid during her suspension. When she heard ICE Agents were in the courthouse she and one of her court flunkies intervened. They spirited the thrice deported bad guy out one of their side doors. The suspect beat …
Another one from the extremely stupid criminal files. This time from Chelan County, WA. Our dummy of the month was playing Jr. Gangster and fondling a gun he had in his waistband. The gun went off an pierced his groin and thigh…pitty. At the hospital, as the Dr’s were sewing him up, he excreted a …
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Houston cops saw a female toss a gun out the window of a car they were about to stop. The driver and passenger both told the HPD officers that the 17 YO driver passed the gun to the 18 YO passenger and told her to throw it out the window. Everything captured on body cams. …
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From the dumb criminal files comes the fable of three Jr. gangsters who attempted to rip off some guys phone and wallet. The victim was on the ground being pummeled by these goofs when an off-duty cop from Hamilton, New Jersey inbterveened. In close proximity were five members of the St. Louis County Police Pipe …
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In honor of Mother’s Day lets take a look at some of the thing our mothers told us: Sometimes people do stupid things, that doesn’t make them stupid. Talk to them as such. Treat people like you would like to be treated. If you want it, work for it. Have a tough hide but a …
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They’re at it again…this time the prosecutor in Suffolk County, MA (Think Boston) has sued the feds to stop making arrests in the courthouse. She says it’s making it harder for those charged to hold them accountable…HUH? She also stated that …”Not one person in the Commonwealth is safer because of that practice”… Double HUH? …
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In Escambia County,FL, the western most county in the state a deputy was on routine patrol. Whilst performing this task he ran over a chicken that had wandered into the roadway. A woman saw this and reported to the Sheriff’s office that the Deputy had shot the chicken in a “Drive-By.” She took to the …
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A suspect arrested on a domestic abuse charge was bailed out by a St. Louis non-profit called the St. Louis Bail Project. At the suspects arraignment the Assistant Prosecuting Attorney told the court the suspect said at the time of the assault,”Might as well finish the job, she’s going to call the police anyway. This …
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Damn, that California is gettin’ tough on cops. Last week in Fremont a cop was on patrol when he observed a mopeass emerge from the shadows and fire at the officer. Fortunately the rounds missed the cop but struck the car several times. Did the cop run for cover…hell no. he turned his police unit …
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