Ken Dye, retired narcotics undercover agent and author
In Ferguson Twp., PA cops got a number of calls for a man acting irrationally. Callers said he was running around the neighborhood and taking off his clothes. He was also yelling about God, the CIA and other unintelligible gibberish. Officers arrived and attempted to De-Esclate the situation…ain’t gonna happen. It’s obvious to the cops …
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In Neenah,WI the Chief made a hair stylist available for the officers. What with the COVID and all the cops wern’t able to patronize their favorite hair salon so the Chief made it possible for the cops to get haircuts. He asked the officers to pay 15-20 scoots for the service. All in all a …
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In las Cruces, NM a 16 YO high school Championship wrestler interrupted a kidnapping by pinning the attacker until deputies arrived. A woman and her three children had just gotten off a bus and were waiting inside a gas station. An amped up fool attempted to take the three kids. Striking a number of people …
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2 Fresno cops tried to pull over a speeding vehicle. The car took flight and crashed a short time later. The occupants got out and “booked.” What with the hefty criminal records and all. Bad decision based on a number of bad decisions throughout his life. Whilst fleeing the scene, the driver took several shots …
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The goof in charge of the 66th precinct ordered all the trucks and trailers parked on the street to be towed. Most of the truckers were grabbing a nap before they could deliver their loads. Precinct and traffic cops descended upon the snoozing truckers and towed everything. As one might expect, the truckers were pissed …
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The police in Newport, OR, a senic town of 11,000 residence had to tell the townies they will not deliver TP to their homes. With toilet paper being a hot item in grocery stores and in short supply throughout the country it should come as no surprise that folks are calling the police and requesting …
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In DeLand, FL a shoplifter was confronted at a Try-N-Save market after being observed stuffing steaks and butterscotch pudding down his pants. The manager notified police and confronted the would be thief. Upon being confronted our felon du-jour took off his trousers and skivies and headed for the front door. His clothing, sans owner, had …
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Back in AUG, 2017 a SJW protested at a Trump rally. During the demonstration he kicked and threw a tear gas container back at the cops. Whilst in the performance of these silly actions, he was hit in the groin with a pepper ball round. He also claimed that he suffered 2nd degree burns when …
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A Cincinnati cop who was trying to get an “Out of Control” man to leave a YMCA was brutally attacked. The officer attempted to de-escalate the situation, but then it takes 2 to unwind a confrontation. The offender was taken into custody by other officers at the scene and charged with numerous violations. The bad …
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In Buffalo, NY at 3:00 AM 2 cops went to investigate a car parked the wrong way. As they made contact they discovered the passenger had a gun. After a brief struggle the driver floored the accelerator and drug the cops about 150 feet. The officers were treated and released from a hospital and the …
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