In Porterville CA (Think South Central CA) last week a Sheriff’s Deputy was assisting with an eviction. He was shot and killed by a deranged fool. The Sheriff’s Office responded with tactical teams and a large, armored BearCat.
Whilst the Sheriff gave a presser the shooter was run over by the BearCat. The Sheriff returned to the podium to advise that the chump was dead after being run over..Case Closed and a total rehab.
The Sheriff went on to say “The story is not about the shooter but rather the Deputy who left a pregnant wife. The baby will never know his /her father.”
When asked by a newsie if the goof was intentionally ran over, the Sheriff said…”We intentionally ran him over. Don’t shoot at cops. You shoot at cops we’re going to run you over. He got run over. He got what he deserved.” Agree. Bet he gets reelected!
Peace
“DON’T BE SHOOTIN’ AT US, CHILL OUT. DRINK A 7-UP, HAVE A MOON PIE. JUST CHILL.”
Sheriff Grady Judd, Polk County, FL
Buckle Up, Wear Your Vest, Turn On Your Camera, Stay Safe and deadly if you must