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A fool in Atlanta walked into a nail salon with his hand in a bag. He thought he’d scare the customers into upping their cash and jewelry. He demanded everyone comply or he’d shoot. “I’m not kiddin'” he stated.

One woman got up and leisurely strolled out. Other waiting customers continued scrolling through their phones and the like.

The faux gunman, getting frustrated, demanded, once again that everyone give him their $$ and other items of value. One customer farted.

Dumb azz demand Money from nail salon customers. No one listens. The fool then leaves

The exasperated hold-up man then left the establishment. Potential victims say he had the look of total defeat and dejection. He shook his flakey head and bounced. Once outside he looked up and down the plaza wondering …”just what in the hell I’m I gonna do now?” Here’s a tip. Being an armed robber ain’t for you. Get a job!

P.S. Big tip O’ the “Cops Perspective” hat to the Suffolk County, NY cops for staying the course investigating the Gilgo Beach murders. Carry On!

Peace

www.KenJDye.com

BUCKLE UP, WEAR YOUR VEST, TURN ON YOUR CAMERA, STAY SAFE and deadly if you must.

Published by Ken Dye

Having grown up in Missouri, Ken Dye graduated from Northeastern Missouri State University (now Truman State University) and served his country. When he returned to St. Louis, he joined the St. Louis County Police Department and served in the tactical operations unit, as an undercover narcotics and homicide detective, and with the intelligence bureaus. After 13 years, he moved to Chicago to work with the Illinois Criminal Justice Authority. He is the author of three books: two crime novels, Shadow of the Arch and Beyond the Shadow of the Arch and Michael Brown, Jr. didn’t have to die, a non-fiction narrative. For more information about the author, visit www.KenJDye.com.

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