Waaaay up north (think Duluth) a man hiding from the cops jumped into an old style freezer. The freezer was located in an abandoned house and there has been no electricity since 2021. Apparently the fugitive lived in the abandoned crib for quite some time.
The local cops were alerted to the fugitive and began an area search. Fearing capture the goof secreted his bad self in the old freezer…one problem. If you get stuck in one of those old jobs you can’t get out. You see, they lock when closed and there is no safety release on the interior.
The incident is being investigated by a bunch of multi lettered units. This didn’t have to happen. If the guy on the run would have turned himself in he’d be out in a few days. Hell, if it was Minneapolis, they’d throw him a banquet.
Remember all you druggies out there…dope makes you do really stupid stuff. You know, like trying to hide in an old freezer!
Peace
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BUCKLE UP, WEAR YOUR VEST, TURN ON YOUR CAMERA, STAY SAFE and deadly if you must.