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I’ll Have A Warden Burger…No Fries

In Butler County, OH the Sheriff, Richard Jones, has come under fire for serving, what the inmates call, The “Warden Burger.” Not only for lunch but for all three meals. This tasty treat is reserved for those foolish enough to get thrown into solitary confinement. The stay in solitary is only 10 days and the goofs secured from the general population whined about the food.

Sheriff Richard Jones, Butler County OH. Inventor and purveyor of the de-lish “Warden Burger.”

Seems they get the “Warden Burger”…and what a treat it is, served up for EVERY meal whilst the 8-Balls are in solitary. The meal consists of a burger made from, get this, cabbage, carrots, tomato paste, potatoes, onion, ground turkey, beans, oats, dry milk, celery and a pinch of salt. Sounds great.

Sheriff Jones said, ” These burgers are loaded with much needed fiber. That’s a good thing.” He also said that the meals are prepared by a dietician and meet all the requirements under Ohio laws and regulations…or something like that.

Note to inmates: If you don’t want the “Warden Burger” for every meal don’t do stupid stuff that earns you a trip to solitary. Carry on Sheriff Jones!

Peace

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Published by Ken Dye

Having grown up in Missouri, Ken Dye graduated from Northeastern Missouri State University (now Truman State University) and served his country. When he returned to St. Louis, he joined the St. Louis County Police Department and served in the tactical operations unit, as an undercover narcotics and homicide detective, and with the intelligence bureaus. After 13 years, he moved to Chicago to work with the Illinois Criminal Justice Authority. He is the author of three books: two crime novels, Shadow of the Arch and Beyond the Shadow of the Arch and Michael Brown, Jr. didn’t have to die, a non-fiction narrative. For more information about the author, visit www.KenJDye.com.

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