OK, in Ohio some dimwit didn’t like his booking photo. He sent the cops a “new and improved” photo, without the vomit on his shirt. He even called a morning DJ to discuss the matter. The cops tracked him to FL and he was taken into custody by the US Marshals.
In South Carolina a wanted female videoed her bad self dancing to a machine in Chuck E. Cheese. She posted her clumsy steps on FB. Cops monitoring social media caught her act and made it to CEC before she could dance her fat azz outta there. She is currently hugging cold steel at one of South Carolina’s finest correctional facilities.
In Arkansas some doofus e-mailed the cops saying he was “out and about.” They caught up with this goof. He went to mommies and would not allow the Officers in without a warrant. OK, the constabulary represented themselves in about an hour with a search warrant for this half-wit. After breaking down the door and a bit of a scuffle he was taken into custody with even more charges.
Listen, if ya wanna be a bad guy don’t brag about your criminal activities on social media…no wait, please do. I know you won’t let us down.
Peace
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