Cops get called to all manner of nutty things but don’t ever recall hearing of anyone being called to an exoticism. Especially in a Home Depot. Thats what happened Monday at the Home Depot in Dickson City, PA.
The Constabulary was summoned saying 2 people were “acting strangely” in the stores lumber section.
When the cops arrived they saw 2 souls, dressed out in long black robes. The folks were moaning, chanting and weaving over the 2X4’s attempting to exorcise the trees and the lumber from which they came. Sounds kinda silly…but harmless. The individuals were escorted from the Home Depot without incident and no arrests were made. Its unclear if the evil spirits were excised back to hell.
Someone said they’d light a candle for the trees at Lowe’s. Sounds like the right thing to do.
Peace
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