Last week in Kennesaw, GA a customer called the police to complain about his “lukewarm” fries. Not Hot but only “Lukewarm.” When the cops arrived they sorted the situation out and everything got worked out…one small thing. The cops ran the complainant and found out he has a warrant for homicide from Wisconsin. Seems our “lukewarm” fool got cracked for a murder back in 2018. He was out on bond and booked. He had to know there was a warrant. Ah, maybe not.
The Officers tried to take him into custody and he took off. The cops in hot pursuit. He got tazed and taken into custody. When asked why he called about the fries when he knew he had a warrant he said, “Man, that’s two years ago.”
I’m gonna take a stab in the dark here and say this fool was on some heavy drug. Remember, Cop’s Perspective says, “Just say no to drugs. They make you do really stupid stuff.” Calling the cops to complain about Mickey D’s fries, whilst you have a murder warrant ranks right up there with really stupid!
Peace
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