In DeLand, FL a shoplifter was confronted at a Try-N-Save market after being observed stuffing steaks and butterscotch pudding down his pants.
The manager notified police and confronted the would be thief. Upon being confronted our felon du-jour took off his trousers and skivies and headed for the front door. His clothing, sans owner, had four big steaks and a bunch of pudding.
As this dumb azz headed for the door he ran into several cops who told him to stop. What with running naked through the shopping area and all. Did this goof stop…of course not. He foolishly attempted to escape the long arm of the law.
His futile efforts got him “Tazed”…one barb striking him in the abdomen, the other wound up in his scrotum…OUCH!!
He’s charged with a bunch of offences. Gonna bet he’s a little hunched over when he appears in court.
Peace
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