Damn, Seattle must be home to a bunch of dumb azz criminals. What with the crazy drug laws it’s not hard to figure out. In this case a doofus was caught in a “Hot Roller.” Did he give up, hell no. The officers placed stop sticks on three tires and he attempted to bounce. Didn’t get far and bailed.
In the confusion the Officers lost track of the fleeing foolish felon. Little did they know he jumped in a nasty, debris filled dumpster and covered his bad self with chunks of discarded drywall.
Enter “The Nose” K-9 who quickly tracked the goof to the dumpster. The dog went nutso. Yep, must be in here. Sure enough the Cops told him to get out. He finally complied. He was booked in the King’s County jail for auto theft and a bunch of other offences. He’s probably out now with apologies from all the members of city management.
Understand a lotta cops from Washington are moving to Idaho, can’t blame ’em.
Peace
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