Another one from the extremely stupid criminal files. This time from Chelan County, WA.
Our dummy of the month was playing Jr. Gangster and fondling a gun he had in his waistband. The gun went off an pierced his groin and thigh…pitty.
Our dumb criminal of the month. Shot himself in the groin and had conceal “booty” in his booty.
At the hospital, as the Dr’s were sewing him up, he excreted a bag of marijuana from his butt. The cops were called and wrote a report. Strangely enough a warrant was issued. When the cops picked him up and whilst at booking he popped out another baggie from his booty. This one filled with meth. Oh yeah, this jamoke is a 13 time convicted felon. That’s right 13 times.
On a serious not let’s all take a moment to remember those that have sacrificed so much for our country. May god hold them in his hands and give them peace.
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Published by Ken Dye
Having grown up in Missouri, Ken Dye graduated from Northeastern Missouri State University (now Truman State University) and served his country. When he returned to St. Louis, he joined the St. Louis County Police Department and served in the tactical operations unit, as an undercover narcotics and homicide detective, and with the intelligence bureaus. After 13 years, he moved to Chicago to work with the Illinois Criminal Justice Authority. He is the author of three books: two crime novels, Shadow of the Arch and Beyond the Shadow of the Arch and Michael Brown, Jr. didn’t have to die, a non-fiction narrative. For more information about the author, visit www.KenJDye.com.
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