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Escambia County Sheriff’s Deputies Capture Man Hiding In Clothes Dryer

Had a lotta requests for more stories about dumb-azz bad guys. This happened last May but I thought it’s kinda funny.

In Escambia County, FL (think Pensacola) Deputies were looking for a suspect in a shooting that occurred recently. After a through search of the suspects apartment building the Deputies headed for the laundry room. Upon opening one of the dryers they found their man. All curled up and clinging to the dryer. The cops pulled the mope out one limb at a time whilst the suspect kept protesting his innocence.

The goof was then folded into the back of a Sheriff’s unit and taken to the county jail. He’ll have to answer for his crimes of shooting into an occupied dwelling, attempted murder and felon in possession of a firearm. Looks like this cat is headed back to the joint.

Upon being arrested and drug out of the dryer one resident suggested that the Deputies close the dryer door and set the dial to “Permanent Press.”…Hummm.

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Having grown up in Missouri, Ken Dye graduated from Northeastern Missouri State University (now Truman State University) and served his country. When he returned to St. Louis, he joined the St. Louis County Police Department and served in the tactical operations unit, as an undercover narcotics and homicide detective, and with the intelligence bureaus. After 13 years, he moved to Chicago to work with the Illinois Criminal Justice Authority. He is the author of three books: two crime novels, Shadow of the Arch and Beyond the Shadow of the Arch and Michael Brown, Jr. didn’t have to die, a non-fiction narrative. For more information about the author, visit www.KenJDye.com.

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