Cop's Perspective

Cops Interrupt Burglar, He Jumps Off Roof And Tries To Hide In Porta-Potty

In Campbell, CA Officers were dispatched to a call of a man trying to enter a storage locker by cutting through the roof. Gotta wonder what’s in that storage locker.

The Campbell cops arrive and the goof runs and hides in a nearby Porta-Potty. This brings up another ?…why a portable toilet? Maybe he had a sudden bout of IBS.

The cops considered turning the “john” over but the dumb azz surrendered peacefully. The doofus was charged with attempted burglary, resisting w/o violence and a bunch of other stuff. This guy is 46 years old and has a healthy rap sheet. Maybe, just maybe this chump should consider another line of work. McDonald’s is hiring.

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Last Week This Dumb Azz Tried To Hold-Up A Pizza Joint…He Damn Near Got Killed For His Unsuccessful Effort

Couple guys working in a pizza shop in Austin, TX. A 19YO creep enters the store, walks up to the register, displays a gun and demands the $$.

The employees, tired of hearing about the rampant crime and the miscreants not being held accountable decided to do something. They attacked the guy trying to hold-up the store. One of the employees got the gun away from the bad guy and tried to shoot. The weapon misfired. This did not discourage the employee who used the pistol to strike the fool a number of times. Personally, I think it improved his looks.

Austin Officers arrived and took the jerk into custody. He told the cops he was glad to see them. Note to stick-up men in TX. Don’t do anything of a criminal nature that store employees can/will rearrange your face!

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Portland Cops Recover “Rollin'” Stolen, Find Bag That Says “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs”

Portland Officers stopped an occupied stolen auto and arrested the not too bright occupants. Whilst doing an inventory search they came across a zipper bag that said…”Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs.”

Once again we have a couple of Brainiac’s who were operating a stolen car and had that bag of dope. In a sense they were right. The bag not only contained a mucho felony amount of meth in addition to about $1400 and a loaded pistol.

Ya don’t hear much about the good work that the Portland cops do everyday but this is one that deserves a big “Cops Perspective” tip O’ the hat.

The suspects were charged with a bunch of warrant for he usual stuff. Oh yeah, they both had a several of warrants from adjoining jurisdictions. Let’s see, putting dope, guns and money in a bag that say not a bag full of drugs ranks right up there with some of the dumb criminal hall of famers!

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MPLS Mayor Wants To Use Bubbles To Curb Crime

Minneapolis mayor Jake “The Snake” Frey said at a recent community meeting that he felt the use of bubbles would prevent crime in what’s left of the downtown area.

He said “When you’re intent on committing a crime and there’s a bunch of bubbles floating around it takes the criminals mind off breaking the law…you can’t do anything bad with a bunch of bubbles floating in the air.”…or something like that.

**“”You can’t commit a crime with a bunch of bubbles floating around.”**

Just when you think you’ve heard the dumbest thing any politician says along comes some doofus who blows that theory out of the water. Bubbles, yeah sure mayor. Here’s an idea, start treating the MPD with a little respect and encouragement. Have you every given any thought to the reason almost half of the once proud and effective police department left. And the Officers left in a hurry. Bubbles, what a DUMB idea.

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St. Louis Police Officer Killed Working Accident Scene…Suspect An Illegal Alien, But Wait, There’s More

This week a dedicated and decorated STL Police Officer was killed by a drunk driver. The errant driver struck Officer Lee as he went to his car to get traffic cones for another accident. This fine man left a wife and two kids to find their way without the input of a “Dad.”

The impaired driver of the striking vehicle was/is an illegal alien. OK, we all know the country is flooded with unauthorized “guest.” This bozo is on probation for another DWI and a domestic violence case in St. Charles County…a part to the metro area.

Let’s take a look back. Cops are being assaulted and killed by these folks. They seem to have trouble following our laws and rules of the road. Don’t know about you but I’m kinda sick of all the lawlessness. This jerk will probably be given a stern lecture by some judge and returned to society. Hope not!

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AR Trooper In Fight For Her Life Assisted By Woman Who Stopped To Help

Last week a female AR trooper attempted to stop a speeding car. Did the wipe pull over…of course not. You see he’s an migrant illegally in the country. He doesen’t have to obey our laws.

After getting the fool stopped she had to drag his sorry azz out of the car. He immediately began to fight the Trooper. This battle went on for about 5 minuites. Cars and trucks were passing on the busy highway. Did anyone stop? Why yes, a ballsy female from Rodgers, AR stopped to help and did what she could. Props to this brave and valorous woman who just may have saved this Troopers life.

**AR Trooper Doing Battle With Fool Who Tried To Take Her TAZER. Rodgers, AR Woman Stops To Help…Props To The BRAVE Woman Who Stopped**

The slimeball was finally arrested and booked for a number of charges. Wonder if ICE was notified?

He you pro-police, 2A, flag waving Arkansan’s next time you see a Trooper or Officer in distress…don’t just drive by…STOP and offer assistance. It’ll give you something to brag about.

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And The Hits Just Keep Comin’…WA Man Steals Kayak To Escape Cops

Last June a felon on the run in, what else, a stolen “ride” was spotted by the Centralia, WA (think Olympia) cops. He ran, of course, and ditched the car in a residential neighborhood. This is probably where this goof should have realized the futility of his activities and said “Uncle.” Did he, of course not…he ripped-off a kayak in someone’s back yard and headed for the river. I can see this going into the porta-potty.

By this time the Sheriff and State Police were involved. The fool used his hands to paddle toward the middle of the river. LE fired a couple pepper balls. This motivated the doofus to hand paddle back to the bank. Upon ditching his purloined kayak he attempted to run into the underbrush. That is until K-9 “Sabertooth” sank his teeth into the dumb-azz’z booty and he was taken into custody without any more theatrics.

He was charged with a number of theft charges and he had numerous warrants from adjoining counties. Remember all you bad guys out there…stay away from the meth and other unlawful concoction’s…they make you do stupid stuff, but on the plus side you get to meet new and exciting friends in the JOINT!

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Got A Lotta Request For More Dumb-Azz Things Criminals Do…Part 2

OK, in Ohio some dimwit didn’t like his booking photo. He sent the cops a “new and improved” photo, without the vomit on his shirt. He even called a morning DJ to discuss the matter. The cops tracked him to FL and he was taken into custody by the US Marshals.

In South Carolina a wanted female videoed her bad self dancing to a machine in Chuck E. Cheese. She posted her clumsy steps on FB. Cops monitoring social media caught her act and made it to CEC before she could dance her fat azz outta there. She is currently hugging cold steel at one of South Carolina’s finest correctional facilities.

In Arkansas some doofus e-mailed the cops saying he was “out and about.” They caught up with this goof. He went to mommies and would not allow the Officers in without a warrant. OK, the constabulary represented themselves in about an hour with a search warrant for this half-wit. After breaking down the door and a bit of a scuffle he was taken into custody with even more charges.

Listen, if ya wanna be a bad guy don’t brag about your criminal activities on social media…no wait, please do. I know you won’t let us down.

Peace

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You Have The Right To Show The Cops How Stupid You Are

The drive from Colorado Springs to Denver takes a little over an hour. “Hot Wheels” made the trip in about 20 minutes…of course he recorded the trip reaching speeds of 173 MPH. The go pro told it all. The Denver cops grabbed the chump AND his bike. But the video was cool.

In Macon, GA the Sheriff posted their top 10 wanted fugitives. One dim bulb commented on the Sheriffs FB page, “What about me?” A check revealed this rocket scientist is wanted on a couple felony warrants. The Sheriff responded, “We’re on our way!”

In FL 2 trailer thieves posted a stolen trailer on FB Marketplace. The real owner saw the ad and contacted the cops. The 2 goofs were locked up and given all the rights afforded criminals in the USA!

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City Of Phoenix Adds Website To Dispel doj BS Investigation Of PPD

The doj, (un)civil rights division just released a copy of the three year report on their snooping into the activities of the PPD. As is always the case the doj found a “pattern and practice of civil rights violation and racism.”

PPD Officers and citizens pushed city management to NOT fall into the “consent decree” pit that would cost the city multi-millions, lose cops and jack the violent crime rate to astronomical levels.

Apparently the pressure worked. The city put out a new website (dojrecords.phoenix.gov) that debunks the 36 incidents the doj claims to meet their low standards. Upon reviewing the incident’s on the website looks like the doj didn’t tell the full story. Jeeze, how could that happen? Maybe it’s time for a change at the doj. Do check out the website…it’s an eyeopener!

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