Cop's Perspective

Chesterfield, VA Police Capture Shoplifter Whilst Having “Shop With A Cop” Event

Happens every year about this time. Police Departments throughout the country have an activity where Cops shop with kids. Most of the kids probably wouldn’t have much of a Christmas without this event. Don’t know who enjoys it most…the Cops or the kids.

The Wal-Mart in Chesterfield was the scene of this years event. About 50 or so marked units were in the parking lot. Signs indicated that today was “Shop With A Cop.”

The kids and Officers ran around the store making selections and enjoying all the fun. Many of the kids selected clothing items for brothers and sisters.

“Clean Up In Aisle 5” You see some pulp headed shoplifter was attempting to “boost” about $1400 worth of merch. Guess he didn’t see all the marked police cars and uniformed cops in the store. The fool was ID’d by store security who told the cops. The chump was taken into custody and booked for stealing over and felony stupidity. Oh yeah, he had a warrant for a previous shoplifting offence. Maybe this dud is not cut out for a life of crime. Stealing at a “Shop With A Cop” event…Man that’s really dumb!

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MI High Court Sends Former Grand Rapids Officer Case Back To Circuit Court For Trial

On the morning of April 4, 2022 patric lyoya was stopped by Grand Rapids Police Officer Chris Schurr. This “routine” stop turned into a nightmare for the Officer his family and friends.

The violator was stopped for a traffic offence and exited his car as the Officer approached. Upon requesting the drivers license and other documents the driver broke away and fled. Officer Schurr caught up and a struggle occurred. The goof grabbed the Officers TAZER and continued to fight. The Officer shot and killed the driver.

The feckless and neutered prosecutor charged the cop with murder 2.

Officer Schurr appealed and lost. The supremes sent the case back to Circuit Court for trial. Never mind the resisting fool had a “healthy” criminal record and a .29 BAC.

When and if the trial is held I’ll be there to cover it. Hope it’s not in the dead of winter…ah, that’s OK, I’ll find a parka.

Peace

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MI Man Fleeing Arrest (On A Lawnmower) Gets TAZED, Shoots His Hand

Last week some fool in Jackson County MI was approached by Sheriff’s Deputies. They were there to arrest the chump on a felony child support warrant. As the Officers approached the wanted felon ran to a riding mower and took off…at around 5 MPH.

“Resistance is futile,” exclaimed the deputies. Did our man listen, of course not. Instead he got off the mower and grabbed a gun. One of the deputies then fired his Taser. The effect of being TAZED causes the muscles to violently contract. In the course of the aftermath of being TAZED he shot his left hand…OOwwwww, bet that hurt and made him feel really smart.

After being taken into custody and treated for his self-inflicted gun shot wound he was booked on some REAL felonies. You know, like attempted murder of a LE Officer. Would have been a lot easier if this dope would have just submitted to the arrest and addressed the matter. Guess not!

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In CA Four Fools Arrested For Ins. Fraud…Using A Man In A Bear Suit To Damage Luxury Cars

Wow, ya think ya heard it all but then here comes something to blow that one outta the water.

Last week in CA four chumps were arrested for tearing up the interior of several luxury cars. In the claim they said the damage was caused by a bear who “Bogarted” himself into the vehicle and destroyed the interior.

**Bear Suit And Video Still of the “Bear” Attack On Luxury Vehicles…What Fools**

Lets unpack this…No bears have been seen or inhabited the area in over 100 years. Clue #1. Further investigation revealed that these same boobs filed additional claims, using, you guessed it, a vicious and destructive bear as the culprit.

A search warrant on the home resulted in the cops finding…Your Right, a bear suit. The video evidence submitted was determined to be fake. Seems like a lotta trouble to go through for a fraudulent insurance claim. Carry On!

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Peanut The Squirrel Seized and Euthanized By NY Dept. Of Environment And Conservation

On October 30th the brave and fearless officers of the NYDEC executed a search warrant at the “Peanut Animal Sanctuary” in Pine City, NY. They then seized Peanut and Fred, a racoon. During the seizing process Peanut bit one of the interlopers. He was taken into custody and euthanized. This is necessary to test for rabies.

The owner, Mark Lango, was naturally upset that two of the animals under his care were killed…in the interest of public health and safety. Yeah sure.

Peanut was rescued as an orphaned baby and cared for by Mr. Lango. Peanut soon became an internet star with over 500K followers.

New Yorkers can sleep well tonight knowing that the NYDEC is on the job. Oh yeah, when tested for rabies both Peanut and Fred were disease free. Seems like this organization would have better things to do rather than seize family pets, much less an internet star.

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Burlington, VT The Defund And Disrespect Of Police Has Left The Station

In the era of anecdotal comments by the news media and politicians that were anti police the city fathers of Burlington cut the public safety budget. Not a slight defunding but slashed by a third. They also directed the Officers, now down to around 60 from 107, to NOT enforce drug and quality of life laws.

**The Once Quiet And Peaceful Streets Are Overrun With Homeless And Addicts**

The department was decimated by Officers quitting. Morale sank. The result being the once peaceful and beautiful city being overtaken by homeless and drug addicts. Cops complained that people were shooting up on the streets. Homeless encampments and the crime rates exploded.

This brought the business community and city leaders to the conclusion that this is NOT what the residence wanted. Coming to their senses the unanimous decision was to reinstate the police budget and to enforce the laws on the books. A little late but a step in the right direction.

The city now wants to expand their police department and recruit new cops…oh yeah, and start enforcing the law. That’s all cops want to do. Good luck…it’s going to be a hell of a task.

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Cops Interrupt Burglar, He Jumps Off Roof And Tries To Hide In Porta-Potty

In Campbell, CA Officers were dispatched to a call of a man trying to enter a storage locker by cutting through the roof. Gotta wonder what’s in that storage locker.

The Campbell cops arrive and the goof runs and hides in a nearby Porta-Potty. This brings up another ?…why a portable toilet? Maybe he had a sudden bout of IBS.

The cops considered turning the “john” over but the dumb azz surrendered peacefully. The doofus was charged with attempted burglary, resisting w/o violence and a bunch of other stuff. This guy is 46 years old and has a healthy rap sheet. Maybe, just maybe this chump should consider another line of work. McDonald’s is hiring.

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Last Week This Dumb Azz Tried To Hold-Up A Pizza Joint…He Damn Near Got Killed For His Unsuccessful Effort

Couple guys working in a pizza shop in Austin, TX. A 19YO creep enters the store, walks up to the register, displays a gun and demands the $$.

The employees, tired of hearing about the rampant crime and the miscreants not being held accountable decided to do something. They attacked the guy trying to hold-up the store. One of the employees got the gun away from the bad guy and tried to shoot. The weapon misfired. This did not discourage the employee who used the pistol to strike the fool a number of times. Personally, I think it improved his looks.

Austin Officers arrived and took the jerk into custody. He told the cops he was glad to see them. Note to stick-up men in TX. Don’t do anything of a criminal nature that store employees can/will rearrange your face!

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Portland Cops Recover “Rollin'” Stolen, Find Bag That Says “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs”

Portland Officers stopped an occupied stolen auto and arrested the not too bright occupants. Whilst doing an inventory search they came across a zipper bag that said…”Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs.”

Once again we have a couple of Brainiac’s who were operating a stolen car and had that bag of dope. In a sense they were right. The bag not only contained a mucho felony amount of meth in addition to about $1400 and a loaded pistol.

Ya don’t hear much about the good work that the Portland cops do everyday but this is one that deserves a big “Cops Perspective” tip O’ the hat.

The suspects were charged with a bunch of warrant for he usual stuff. Oh yeah, they both had a several of warrants from adjoining jurisdictions. Let’s see, putting dope, guns and money in a bag that say not a bag full of drugs ranks right up there with some of the dumb criminal hall of famers!

“Never approach a Bull from the front, a horse from the rear or an idiot from any direction”

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MPLS Mayor Wants To Use Bubbles To Curb Crime

Minneapolis mayor Jake “The Snake” Frey said at a recent community meeting that he felt the use of bubbles would prevent crime in what’s left of the downtown area.

He said “When you’re intent on committing a crime and there’s a bunch of bubbles floating around it takes the criminals mind off breaking the law…you can’t do anything bad with a bunch of bubbles floating in the air.”…or something like that.

**“”You can’t commit a crime with a bunch of bubbles floating around.”**

Just when you think you’ve heard the dumbest thing any politician says along comes some doofus who blows that theory out of the water. Bubbles, yeah sure mayor. Here’s an idea, start treating the MPD with a little respect and encouragement. Have you every given any thought to the reason almost half of the once proud and effective police department left. And the Officers left in a hurry. Bubbles, what a DUMB idea.

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