In Campbell, CA Officers were dispatched to a call of a man trying to enter a storage locker by cutting through the roof. Gotta wonder what’s in that storage locker.
The Campbell cops arrive and the goof runs and hides in a nearby Porta-Potty. This brings up another ?…why a portable toilet? Maybe he had a sudden bout of IBS.
The cops considered turning the “john” over but the dumb azz surrendered peacefully. The doofus was charged with attempted burglary, resisting w/o violence and a bunch of other stuff. This guy is 46 years old and has a healthy rap sheet. Maybe, just maybe this chump should consider another line of work. McDonald’s is hiring.
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