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Chicago Mayor Blames July 4th Shooting Rampage On Former President Nixon…HUH?

Chicago Mayor, brandon johnson(D-Dumbazz) said the recent July 4th weekend where over 100 people were shot and 19 died is the fault of former President Nixon. Man, this goof must have had some bad LSD back in the day. Here’s a bulletin for ya mayor, crime is a local issue and the residents expect and …

Baltimore County Officer Given Qualified Immunity For 2016 SWAT Incident

It took 8 that’s right 8 years for a Baltimore County SWAT member to finally be given qualified immunity after a SWAT Officer shot and killed someone who pointed a shotgun at the cops. In 2016 Baltimore County SWAT answered a call for a barricaded subject in an apartment. After 6 hours the standoff was …

FL Added Over 5K Cops Since 2022. Over 2K From Other States

FL Attorney General welcomed a number of new cops to the profession at an Academy graduation. She said, “FL is the most pro Law Enforcement State in the nation. We’re spreading the word about all the new incentives to join our ranks. This is a Law and order State where Officers want to be able …

Way Down Yonder In New Orleans…Cops Make District Station A Vocational School

If you’ve ever been to ‘Norlns, you may have noticed that the 8th District is responsible for serving and protecting the “French Quarter” entertainment area. This would include making sure the area thugs aren’t carrying iron. A recent law allowed open carry…except within 1000 feet of a school. Hummm. Someone thought it would be a …

St. Paul Officer, Out With Family Goes To Work…Yes, It’s A 24 Hr. Profession

Last week an off duty St. Paul Officer was having dinner with his family at a local restaurant. Whilst enjoying the tasty entree he noticed some mope-azz hanging around the front of the locale. He looked “suspicious.” Cops know when something is about to go down. The suspect pulled a large knife and demanded the …

Phoenix Not Giving In To Overbearing DOJ “Consent Decree”

You may recall “Cops Perspective” post dtd 12/12/23 where the doj wanted Phoenix officials to …”Just sign here. No need to review our limited, sloppy and amateurish report on the Phoenix PD.” “Let’s see the report first,” was the response from the city. “You don’t need to see it. It’s a good deal. It will …

GREAT NEWS, MN Trooper Bogus Charges Dismissed!

The prosecutor and resident flake in Hennepin County (Minneapolis) MN today DISMISSED the BS murder, manslaughter and assault charges against MN State Trooper Ryan Londregan. The Troopers defense attorney said…”It’s about damn time!” Several UOF experts said the shooting was legit. Last July the trooper shot and killed a suspect wanted on a felony warrant. …

CO Mom Smells “Stinky” Feet, See’s Cell Phone Placed Under Dressing Room Door

Last month a Mom in Colorado went to a department store for a new outfit. Whilst in the process of undressing she smelled an obnoxious odor. Turned out to be a perv’s feet and he was trying to catch her undressing on his cell phone. Didn’t turn out so good for the creepster. You see, …

In Carlsbad, CA Police Officer Struck With Skate Board

Yeah, I know it sounds kinda silly but here’s the rest of the story. Last week a Carlsbad, CA Police Officers was on routine patrol. His car was struck by a large rock. It busted the windshield and his spotlight. He pulled into a parking lot to discuss the matter with his SGT. Whilst conversing …

In Seattle…Again, Fool Runs From Stolen Vehicle, Hides In Dumpster

Damn, Seattle must be home to a bunch of dumb azz criminals. What with the crazy drug laws it’s not hard to figure out. In this case a doofus was caught in a “Hot Roller.” Did he give up, hell no. The officers placed stop sticks on three tires and he attempted to bounce. Didn’t …

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