Ken Dye, retired narcotics undercover agent and author
In Curry County, OR someone saw a goof lighting fires in the deep forest. The forest is populated by those big azz sequoia’s and a bunch of other evergreens and assorted flora and fauna (remember that from a biology class) The ground has a lot of dried branches and leaves. Great for starting a BIG …
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Officer Lance Hofmeister of the Murphysboro, TN Police Department on routine patrol last month saw a woman walking along the road. She used a walker and appeared to be up in years (sounds better than Elderly.) The cop stopped and visited with the woman. He found that she had a hair appointment and the bus …
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In beautiful downtown Cinci, cops responded to a call about some doofus running the streets, screaming and generally “actin’ a fool.” Officers tried to de-escalate…well, we know how that goes. The cops tazed the guy 5 times. Every time he was tazed he just screamed and pulled at his shirt. My guess would be “melt …
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His honor, teddy “Milk Toast” wheeler sternly announced that he’ll reduce the homicide rate by 10%. Humm, is he going to reactivate the street rime unit? The “gun squad?” why no, he’s going to do this by “community groups and prevention efforts.” Haven’t we all seen these silly, meaningless efforts fail, and fail miserably? Remember …
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In Tulsa, a fool with his face totally tatted, strolled into a Quick Trip, slammed a bag on the counter and demanded the “small bills.” Since this aspiring hold-up man couldn’t form his words properly the clerk thought he said “Marlboros.” He asked “Red Marlboros or the 100’s?” The guy again repeated what he thought …
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In Polk County, FL a Sheriffs Deputy answered a call of a teen beating a pregnant birthing person. The Deputy saw a 5’9″, 190 Lb punkazz beating a woman. The offender beat the woman’s head against a concrete wall, punched, kicked and drug the victim across the floor by her hair. The Deputy intervened and …
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You may recall last week when some uptight ice cream shop wouldn’t serve cops in body armor. He got a lotta pushback and made a bunch of silly, self-serving comments. Hearing this former DPD cop Bryan Ede got a truck, parked it near that shop and began passing out ice cream to the cops…or anyone …
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That’s right, Deputies pulled over a car headed north. Investigation at the scene revealed 150K fent pills. You know the pills that kill about 300+ people a day. The Deputies made the arrest, inventoried all the evidence and booked the 2 mopes. Citizens of Mexico by the way. OK, it’s on to court and the …
Last night DPD Officer Loren Courts was killed by a crazed gunman. He took several shots to the body and may have lived thanks to the body armor. The round to the neck proved to be fatal. Wonder what the cop-hating owner of that “vegan ice cream” joint thinks now. Probably doesn’t know or care …
Yep, the owner of a Detroit ice cream shop said in an instagram post that they will not serve cops in body armor. The shop features vegan ice cream and claims that officer wearing body armor and the “military style” of the officers and their cars pose a threat to customers. He also said that …
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