In Tallapoosa County AL, a young girl, kidnapped in late July, wandered the street and was picked up by a concerned citizen. Being in obvious stress the Sheriff was called. Turned out she was kidnapped by some creep/perv and held for several days. As she was held captive, her captor gave her alcohol to keep …
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Idaho Sheriff Says Cartels Are Causing A Crisis In His Jurisdiction
Waaay out in beautiful Canyon County, ID the Sheriff Kieran “Black Hat” Donahue says, “the cartels have put the County on the cusp of collapse.” Cartels have anchored themselves in the County. They are responsible for the alarming uptick in in fentanyl overdoses. He says, “There’s not a day goes by we aren’t dealing with …
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NY mayor Says The “No Bail” Law Makes Us A “Laughing Stock”
Where have you been Mr. mayor. Since this stupid law was approved by the legislature violet criminals have been getting free passes. I did a little digging. The law, passed in 2019, says that no cash bail can be granted for misdemeanor and non-violent felonies. Just how did this “enlightening” piece of legalization slide downward …
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In Curry County, OR Residents “Detain” Arsonist By Tying His Butt To A Tree
In Curry County, OR someone saw a goof lighting fires in the deep forest. The forest is populated by those big azz sequoia’s and a bunch of other evergreens and assorted flora and fauna (remember that from a biology class) The ground has a lot of dried branches and leaves. Great for starting a BIG …
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Murphysboro, TN Cop Makes Sure She Got To Her Hair Appointment
Officer Lance Hofmeister of the Murphysboro, TN Police Department on routine patrol last month saw a woman walking along the road. She used a walker and appeared to be up in years (sounds better than Elderly.) The cop stopped and visited with the woman. He found that she had a hair appointment and the bus …
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Cincinnati Cop Bashed In Head By Whacked Out Fool
In beautiful downtown Cinci, cops responded to a call about some doofus running the streets, screaming and generally “actin’ a fool.” Officers tried to de-escalate…well, we know how that goes. The cops tazed the guy 5 times. Every time he was tazed he just screamed and pulled at his shirt. My guess would be “melt …
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Portland mayor Says He’ll Reduce Homicides By 10%…After They Increased By 65%
His honor, teddy “Milk Toast” wheeler sternly announced that he’ll reduce the homicide rate by 10%. Humm, is he going to reactivate the street rime unit? The “gun squad?” why no, he’s going to do this by “community groups and prevention efforts.” Haven’t we all seen these silly, meaningless efforts fail, and fail miserably? Remember …
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And Now, From The Shallow End Of The Gene Pool…
In Tulsa, a fool with his face totally tatted, strolled into a Quick Trip, slammed a bag on the counter and demanded the “small bills.” Since this aspiring hold-up man couldn’t form his words properly the clerk thought he said “Marlboros.” He asked “Red Marlboros or the 100’s?” The guy again repeated what he thought …
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Activists Want Polk County (FL) Deputy Charged After She Tazes Teen
In Polk County, FL a Sheriffs Deputy answered a call of a teen beating a pregnant birthing person. The Deputy saw a 5’9″, 190 Lb punkazz beating a woman. The offender beat the woman’s head against a concrete wall, punched, kicked and drug the victim across the floor by her hair. The Deputy intervened and …
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Former DPD Cop Gets Ice Cream Truck, Gives Goodies To Cops…With Body Armor
You may recall last week when some uptight ice cream shop wouldn’t serve cops in body armor. He got a lotta pushback and made a bunch of silly, self-serving comments. Hearing this former DPD cop Bryan Ede got a truck, parked it near that shop and began passing out ice cream to the cops…or anyone …
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