NYC councilmember tiffany caban (D-I love the NYPD) tells constituents not to call 911 if confronted by a drug crazed lunatic or the normal, garden variety, criminal. Use the terms, “That’s wrong ” until the creep realizes his mistake and leaves. She also says to call 311 and ask for a crisis team. In ther …
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At 9ers-Rams Game Protester Tackled By Rams Linebacker
At last weeks 49ers-Rams game a goof ran onto the field with a pink smoke device. Security was hot on his trail. The protester chose to run past the Rams bench…not a good idea. The linebacker tackled the runner and brought him to the ground. The guy had on a shirt that said that said …
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Chicago Gangster Walks Into Convenience Store In FL…Suprised By Clerk
In Pensacola, FL a fool walked into a convenience store whilst holding a Berelli shotgun. He’s confronted by the clerk, who saw the goof on the outside camera with the shotgun. The clerk went to the back room, armed himself with his own handgun and called the cops. Pretty sharp on the clerks part. The …
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fbi Raids Home Of Catholic Anti-Abortionist Over Simple Assault
Last Friday the fbi, in the form of about 20-25 armed and tactically attired agents, pounded on the door of Mark Houck and demanded entrance. “We have a warrant” one of the bold and fearless agents announced. Since it’s 2:00 AM, the wife hurried to the door as soon as she could. Only to be …
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Twin 6 YO Girls Beat Up Man Hitting Their Mother
Last week in Melbourne, FL a mother of two twin girls entertained a “playa.” This goof became intoxicated and abusive. The mother told the guest to “grab yo hat” and scoot. Did he? Of course not. He began whipping up on the lady of the “crib’ and struck her several times. The twins, all of …
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Chick-fil-a Worker Stops Carjacking
Last week in Fort Walton, FL a woman was getting out of her car. She opened the back door to get her infant and headed toward the the Chic-fil-a restaurant. As she left her car she was approached by some scumbag who threatened her with a stick and demanded her keys. She screamed and attempted …
New Law In IL Eliminates Cash Bail
The governator of the great state of IL looked at how well the no cash bail effort worked in NY and CA. It’s working so well he decided to make it a law in IL. We can all thank this forward looking soul for an alarming increase in violent offences. Kick-off date being JAN 1st. …
Houston Deputy Constable Shot, Killed By 2 8-Balls Out On Murder Charges
Last week a Deputy Constable, taking dinner to his mother, was shot and killed by a couple creeps out on bond for MURDER charges. I had to re-read the story and scratch my head and ask…Why in the hell are these bums out, runnin’ and gunnin’ when their backing up MURDER charges. A little digging …
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NYPD Detective Gives “Smackdown” To Woman Interfering With An Arrest
In the once beautiful and safe city of New York cops were attempting to arrest a goof for attempted murder. As usual with these type of incidents a group of hecklers and miscreants soon surrounded the cops. The suspect actively resisted. His girlfriend began screaming and hit the detective. In what cops would consider a …
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Man Arrested For Leaving Dead/Mutilated Animals At Parkland Memorial
Last week a crossing guard noticed a mutilated duck at the memorial to the 17 students killed at the Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School. The memorial, erected to remember those 17 student killed by nickolus cruz on Feb, 2018. Investigation revealed several other dead animals left at the memorial. Detectives tracked down a creep they …
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