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Seattle Alderboob Wants SPD To Investigate “Poop” Attacks At Her Home

Seattle alderboob, kshama sawant (D-poop magnet) claims that disgruntled Seattle residents are throwing bags filled with poop upon her lawn and house. She reported this to SPD and, she says, the cops aren’t doing anything. After one incident she informed the cops about this outlandish activity. The cop looked at her and asked…”What do you …

Female Chicago Cop Takes Down Shoplifting Suspect…Cool Moves

Last week the Chicago cops got a call for a shoplifting at a store on Chicago’s south side. The caller said a person entered the store and began taking things. She approached the person and was shoved to the floor. The cops arrived and got a description. One Officer worked the area and spotted the …

Eleven Officers Shot In Last 24 Hours…Four KIA

What the hell is going on. The fools are running loose and shooting cops. The shooters all have respectable conviction records and should have been in custody…but nooooo. In the current liberal state of affairs these evil and dangerous felons are allowed to crawl the streets and shoot cops. In the current political environment the …

The William S. Hart School District Won’t Allow Football Team To Carry “Thin Blue Line” Flag Onto Field

In the ever so enlightened and “woke’ school district in santa clarita, ca, the school superintendent halted the tradition of the Saugus High School football team taking the field with the “Thin Blue Line” flag. Why you ask? Good ? Seems that a person from OUTSIDE the school district was upset by the flag. The …

NYC Lawmaker Tells Constituents Not To Call 911…Then She Calls After Phone Threats

NYC councilmember tiffany caban (D-I love the NYPD) tells constituents not to call 911 if confronted by a drug crazed lunatic or the normal, garden variety, criminal. Use the terms, “That’s wrong ” until the creep realizes his mistake and leaves. She also says to call 311 and ask for a crisis team. In ther …

At 9ers-Rams Game Protester Tackled By Rams Linebacker

At last weeks 49ers-Rams game a goof ran onto the field with a pink smoke device. Security was hot on his trail. The protester chose to run past the Rams bench…not a good idea. The linebacker tackled the runner and brought him to the ground. The guy had on a shirt that said that said …

Chicago Gangster Walks Into Convenience Store In FL…Suprised By Clerk

In Pensacola, FL a fool walked into a convenience store whilst holding a Berelli shotgun. He’s confronted by the clerk, who saw the goof on the outside camera with the shotgun. The clerk went to the back room, armed himself with his own handgun and called the cops. Pretty sharp on the clerks part. The …

fbi Raids Home Of Catholic Anti-Abortionist Over Simple Assault

Last Friday the fbi, in the form of about 20-25 armed and tactically attired agents, pounded on the door of Mark Houck and demanded entrance. “We have a warrant” one of the bold and fearless agents announced. Since it’s 2:00 AM, the wife hurried to the door as soon as she could. Only to be …

Twin 6 YO Girls Beat Up Man Hitting Their Mother

Last week in Melbourne, FL a mother of two twin girls entertained a “playa.” This goof became intoxicated and abusive. The mother told the guest to “grab yo hat” and scoot. Did he? Of course not. He began whipping up on the lady of the “crib’ and struck her several times. The twins, all of …

Chick-fil-a Worker Stops Carjacking

Last week in Fort Walton, FL a woman was getting out of her car. She opened the back door to get her infant and headed toward the the Chic-fil-a restaurant. As she left her car she was approached by some scumbag who threatened her with a stick and demanded her keys. She screamed and attempted …

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