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Doofus Attempts To Shoplift During Sheriff’s “Shop With A Cop” Event

In St. Cloud, FL the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office was holding their annual “Shop With A Cop” event a the local Wal-Mart. They do this every year for kids who probably wouldn’t have much of a Christmas without this worthy program. It’s hard to tell who enjoys the program more…the kids or the cops. The …

Fool Throws Molotov Cocktail At Corning, CA Cops…Bad Move!

In beautiful Corning, CA a man was creating a ruckus near the police station. As officers went to investigate they saw a “chump” walking away. As the officers attempted to stop him he fiddled with an item in his waistband. Turned out to be a Molotov cocktail. He lit the paper stuffed in the bottle …

Saugus HS, Santa Clarita, CA Football Team Blocked From Carrying Blue Line Flag Onto Field

Well, it finally happened. The school administrators and head football coach stopped the football team from running onto the field with the “Thin Blue Line” flag. But it took the LASD to enforce the silly and unnecessary rule. (See Cop’s Perspective dtd 11/7/22) The usual suspects claimed the flag represent…you know, the same old baloney. …

Goof Deliberately Crashes Into LASD Recruits On Morning Run

In Wittier, CA, LASD recruits from the Sheriff’s Academy were on their daily 6:30 AM run. Suddenly the driver of an SUV going the wrong way turned into the group. The end result of this was one victim on a ventilator, one with the loss of a limb and numerous other injuries. The injuries range …

Shoplifter With 18K In Louis Vuitton Bags Runs into Glass Door Whilst Making Hasty Departure

In Bellevue, WA (think Seattle) a “booster” grabbed about 18K in LV handbags and attempted to flee the store. Being a young 17YO fool he took off like the “Roadrunner…Beep, Beep.” In his haste to leave the store with the loot he ran, smack dab, into a large plate glass door. That glass must have …

Saugus HS, Santa Clarita, CA Football Team Rejects Ban. Runs On Field With “Thin Blue Line” Flag

The football players were instructed by their coach not to run onto the field displaying a “Thin Blue Line” flag. A constant at every home game after cops interrupted a school shooter in November, 2019. The players and the student body wanted to honor those that intervened in the shooting. Additionally they wanted to thank …

AR Cops Catch Wanted Felon, Free Woman Being Held

Way down in Beebe, AR the cops had a bad guy under surveillance at a motel. He’s wanted for parole violation and a bunch of drug and guns cases. Deputy’s from the White County SO and the Beebe, AR cops saw the doofus leave his room…the cops moved in. The fool tried to run, enter …

Seattle Alderboob Wants SPD To Investigate “Poop” Attacks At Her Home

Seattle alderboob, kshama sawant (D-poop magnet) claims that disgruntled Seattle residents are throwing bags filled with poop upon her lawn and house. She reported this to SPD and, she says, the cops aren’t doing anything. After one incident she informed the cops about this outlandish activity. The cop looked at her and asked…”What do you …

Female Chicago Cop Takes Down Shoplifting Suspect…Cool Moves

Last week the Chicago cops got a call for a shoplifting at a store on Chicago’s south side. The caller said a person entered the store and began taking things. She approached the person and was shoved to the floor. The cops arrived and got a description. One Officer worked the area and spotted the …

Eleven Officers Shot In Last 24 Hours…Four KIA

What the hell is going on. The fools are running loose and shooting cops. The shooters all have respectable conviction records and should have been in custody…but nooooo. In the current liberal state of affairs these evil and dangerous felons are allowed to crawl the streets and shoot cops. In the current political environment the …

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