Back on OCT 28th a crazed, former student, entered the Central School for the Visual and Performing Arts. He carried an AR-15 and around 600 rounds of anno. He went to the second floor where he killed a teacher and a student. The 911 call went out at 9:11 AM, the cops arrived within 2 …
Author Archives: Ken Dye
DOE Person In Charge Of Nuclear Waste Busted For Luggage Theft
The bald, red lipped goof in charge of our countries nuclear waste has been busted for stealing another persons bag off the luggage carousel at the Las Vegas airport. Warrants have been issued by the Clark County DA. But wait…there’s more. This drooling zombie has been caught stealing from the incoming baggage location at the …
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Antioch, CA District Atty. Won’t Charge Armed Robber With Murder
Wrap your head around this. In Antioch, CA, think San Fran and Berkley, a fool and his posse held up a convenience store. The clerk, after handing over the $ (50 scoots or so) grabbed his gun and chased the hold-up men. He shot one in the leg. The bad guy then shot and killed …
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Doofus Attempts To Shoplift During Sheriff’s “Shop With A Cop” Event
In St. Cloud, FL the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office was holding their annual “Shop With A Cop” event a the local Wal-Mart. They do this every year for kids who probably wouldn’t have much of a Christmas without this worthy program. It’s hard to tell who enjoys the program more…the kids or the cops. The …
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Fool Throws Molotov Cocktail At Corning, CA Cops…Bad Move!
In beautiful Corning, CA a man was creating a ruckus near the police station. As officers went to investigate they saw a “chump” walking away. As the officers attempted to stop him he fiddled with an item in his waistband. Turned out to be a Molotov cocktail. He lit the paper stuffed in the bottle …
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Saugus HS, Santa Clarita, CA Football Team Blocked From Carrying Blue Line Flag Onto Field
Well, it finally happened. The school administrators and head football coach stopped the football team from running onto the field with the “Thin Blue Line” flag. But it took the LASD to enforce the silly and unnecessary rule. (See Cop’s Perspective dtd 11/7/22) The usual suspects claimed the flag represent…you know, the same old baloney. …
Goof Deliberately Crashes Into LASD Recruits On Morning Run
In Wittier, CA, LASD recruits from the Sheriff’s Academy were on their daily 6:30 AM run. Suddenly the driver of an SUV going the wrong way turned into the group. The end result of this was one victim on a ventilator, one with the loss of a limb and numerous other injuries. The injuries range …
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Shoplifter With 18K In Louis Vuitton Bags Runs into Glass Door Whilst Making Hasty Departure
In Bellevue, WA (think Seattle) a “booster” grabbed about 18K in LV handbags and attempted to flee the store. Being a young 17YO fool he took off like the “Roadrunner…Beep, Beep.” In his haste to leave the store with the loot he ran, smack dab, into a large plate glass door. That glass must have …
Saugus HS, Santa Clarita, CA Football Team Rejects Ban. Runs On Field With “Thin Blue Line” Flag
The football players were instructed by their coach not to run onto the field displaying a “Thin Blue Line” flag. A constant at every home game after cops interrupted a school shooter in November, 2019. The players and the student body wanted to honor those that intervened in the shooting. Additionally they wanted to thank …
AR Cops Catch Wanted Felon, Free Woman Being Held
Way down in Beebe, AR the cops had a bad guy under surveillance at a motel. He’s wanted for parole violation and a bunch of drug and guns cases. Deputy’s from the White County SO and the Beebe, AR cops saw the doofus leave his room…the cops moved in. The fool tried to run, enter …
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