Wow, ya think ya heard it all but then here comes something to blow that one outta the water. Last week in CA four chumps were arrested for tearing up the interior of several luxury cars. In the claim they said the damage was caused by a bear who “Bogarted” himself into the vehicle and …
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Peanut The Squirrel Seized and Euthanized By NY Dept. Of Environment And Conservation
On October 30th the brave and fearless officers of the NYDEC executed a search warrant at the “Peanut Animal Sanctuary” in Pine City, NY. They then seized Peanut and Fred, a racoon. During the seizing process Peanut bit one of the interlopers. He was taken into custody and euthanized. This is necessary to test for …
Burlington, VT The Defund And Disrespect Of Police Has Left The Station
In the era of anecdotal comments by the news media and politicians that were anti police the city fathers of Burlington cut the public safety budget. Not a slight defunding but slashed by a third. They also directed the Officers, now down to around 60 from 107, to NOT enforce drug and quality of life …
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Cops Interrupt Burglar, He Jumps Off Roof And Tries To Hide In Porta-Potty
In Campbell, CA Officers were dispatched to a call of a man trying to enter a storage locker by cutting through the roof. Gotta wonder what’s in that storage locker. The Campbell cops arrive and the goof runs and hides in a nearby Porta-Potty. This brings up another ?…why a portable toilet? Maybe he had …
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Last Week This Dumb Azz Tried To Hold-Up A Pizza Joint…He Damn Near Got Killed For His Unsuccessful Effort
Couple guys working in a pizza shop in Austin, TX. A 19YO creep enters the store, walks up to the register, displays a gun and demands the $$. The employees, tired of hearing about the rampant crime and the miscreants not being held accountable decided to do something. They attacked the guy trying to hold-up …
Portland Cops Recover “Rollin'” Stolen, Find Bag That Says “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs”
Portland Officers stopped an occupied stolen auto and arrested the not too bright occupants. Whilst doing an inventory search they came across a zipper bag that said…”Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs.” Once again we have a couple of Brainiac’s who were operating a stolen car and had that bag of dope. In a …
MPLS Mayor Wants To Use Bubbles To Curb Crime
Minneapolis mayor Jake “The Snake” Frey said at a recent community meeting that he felt the use of bubbles would prevent crime in what’s left of the downtown area. He said “When you’re intent on committing a crime and there’s a bunch of bubbles floating around it takes the criminals mind off breaking the law…you …
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St. Louis Police Officer Killed Working Accident Scene…Suspect An Illegal Alien, But Wait, There’s More
This week a dedicated and decorated STL Police Officer was killed by a drunk driver. The errant driver struck Officer Lee as he went to his car to get traffic cones for another accident. This fine man left a wife and two kids to find their way without the input of a “Dad.” The impaired …
AR Trooper In Fight For Her Life Assisted By Woman Who Stopped To Help
Last week a female AR trooper attempted to stop a speeding car. Did the wipe pull over…of course not. You see he’s an migrant illegally in the country. He doesen’t have to obey our laws. After getting the fool stopped she had to drag his sorry azz out of the car. He immediately began to …
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And The Hits Just Keep Comin’…WA Man Steals Kayak To Escape Cops
Last June a felon on the run in, what else, a stolen “ride” was spotted by the Centralia, WA (think Olympia) cops. He ran, of course, and ditched the car in a residential neighborhood. This is probably where this goof should have realized the futility of his activities and said “Uncle.” Did he, of course …
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