Last June a felon on the run in, what else, a stolen “ride” was spotted by the Centralia, WA (think Olympia) cops. He ran, of course, and ditched the car in a residential neighborhood. This is probably where this goof should have realized the futility of his activities and said “Uncle.” Did he, of course not…he ripped-off a kayak in someone’s back yard and headed for the river. I can see this going into the porta-potty.
By this time the Sheriff and State Police were involved. The fool used his hands to paddle toward the middle of the river. LE fired a couple pepper balls. This motivated the doofus to hand paddle back to the bank. Upon ditching his purloined kayak he attempted to run into the underbrush. That is until K-9 “Sabertooth” sank his teeth into the dumb-azz’z booty and he was taken into custody without any more theatrics.
He was charged with a number of theft charges and he had numerous warrants from adjoining counties. Remember all you bad guys out there…stay away from the meth and other unlawful concoction’s…they make you do stupid stuff, but on the plus side you get to meet new and exciting friends in the JOINT!
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