In Maricopa, AZ neighbors got together for a little food, beverage and conversation. The group was soon joined by a drunk and obnoxious neighbor. The mopeazz was asked to leave and escorted off the premises.
The goof went home, consumed some more adult beverages and plotted his revenge. He was going to sneak over to the neighbors driveway and cut the tires on one or both cars.
Upon putting the plan in motion he managed to flatten one tire by placing a large gash in the sidewall. On to the other tires…whilst in the process of cutting the second tire our knifeman inadvertently cut off one of his fingers. That’s right, the idiot sliced right through the digit and, rather rudely, left it on the driveway.
When the owner of the car went to go to work she noticed her tire was slashed. She also noticed that whoever did this dirty deed had left her “The Finger.” The cops took the body part into evidence and followed the blood trail to the culprit’s door. He was taken into custody and charged with a bunch of offences. No matter what he gets via the justice system it pales in comparison with his inability to properly execute a tire slashing.
Peace
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