In Escambia County,FL, the western most county in the state a deputy was on routine patrol. Whilst performing this task he ran over a chicken that had wandered into the roadway.
A woman saw this and reported to the Sheriff’s office that the Deputy had shot the chicken in a “Drive-By.” She took to the viral airwaves claiming she was an eye witness to this dastardly act.
Her FB and other social media posts received a lot of attention and viscous and fowl aspersions were cast upon the Sheriff’s Office.
After a detailed and through investigation via the deputy’s in-car camera it was determined that the chicken was, in fact, run over. The Deputy is distraught and is currently undergoing therapy.
Oh yeah, the goof that made those false statement has been arrested. The Sheriff has taken to the social media platform and airwaves to insure all citizens of Escambia County that all chicken are safe from Deputy “Drive-By’s.”
Peace.
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