In Rochester, NY Willie Murphy was getting ready for bed. She heard a loud knock on her door. It was a chump who said he was injured and wanted to use her phone.
She contacted the Rochester constabulary and awaited their arrival. Whilst waiting the dumbazz broke through her door and must have thought…”This is some old gal. I’ll take a few bucks and audios.”
Surprise, surprise…Willie, you see, is a former power lifter. When the doofus broke her door she picked up a coffee table and hit the intruder. When the coffe table broke she used one of the legs.
By this time the fool was begging for mercy. The cops arrived and probably saved his azz from a severe butt-kicking.
The violator was carted off to the hospital, then to the slammer. While the bad guy was being tended to the cops were taking selfies with MS Willie Murphy!
Damn good work. Carry on!!
Peace
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