Cop's Perspective

Portland Officers stopped an occupied stolen auto and arrested the not too bright occupants. Whilst doing an inventory search they came across a zipper bag that said…”Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs.”

Once again we have a couple of Brainiac’s who were operating a stolen car and had that bag of dope. In a sense they were right. The bag not only contained a mucho felony amount of meth in addition to about $1400 and a loaded pistol.

Ya don’t hear much about the good work that the Portland cops do everyday but this is one that deserves a big “Cops Perspective” tip O’ the hat.

The suspects were charged with a bunch of warrant for he usual stuff. Oh yeah, they both had a several of warrants from adjoining jurisdictions. Let’s see, putting dope, guns and money in a bag that say not a bag full of drugs ranks right up there with some of the dumb criminal hall of famers!

“Never approach a Bull from the front, a horse from the rear or an idiot from any direction”

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Last June a felon on the run in, what else, a stolen “ride” was spotted by the Centralia, WA (think Olympia) cops. He ran, of course, and ditched the car in a residential neighborhood. This is probably where this goof should have realized the futility of his activities and said “Uncle.” Did he, of course not…he ripped-off a kayak in someone’s back yard and headed for the river. I can see this going into the porta-potty.

By this time the Sheriff and State Police were involved. The fool used his hands to paddle toward the middle of the river. LE fired a couple pepper balls. This motivated the doofus to hand paddle back to the bank. Upon ditching his purloined kayak he attempted to run into the underbrush. That is until K-9 “Sabertooth” sank his teeth into the dumb-azz’z booty and he was taken into custody without any more theatrics.

He was charged with a number of theft charges and he had numerous warrants from adjoining counties. Remember all you bad guys out there…stay away from the meth and other unlawful concoction’s…they make you do stupid stuff, but on the plus side you get to meet new and exciting friends in the JOINT!

“Communities That Support Police Are Safer Communities”

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OK, in Ohio some dimwit didn’t like his booking photo. He sent the cops a “new and improved” photo, without the vomit on his shirt. He even called a morning DJ to discuss the matter. The cops tracked him to FL and he was taken into custody by the US Marshals.

In South Carolina a wanted female videoed her bad self dancing to a machine in Chuck E. Cheese. She posted her clumsy steps on FB. Cops monitoring social media caught her act and made it to CEC before she could dance her fat azz outta there. She is currently hugging cold steel at one of South Carolina’s finest correctional facilities.

In Arkansas some doofus e-mailed the cops saying he was “out and about.” They caught up with this goof. He went to mommies and would not allow the Officers in without a warrant. OK, the constabulary represented themselves in about an hour with a search warrant for this half-wit. After breaking down the door and a bit of a scuffle he was taken into custody with even more charges.

Listen, if ya wanna be a bad guy don’t brag about your criminal activities on social media…no wait, please do. I know you won’t let us down.

Peace

www.KenJDye.com

BUCKLE UP, WEAR YOUR VEST, TURN ON UOUR CAMERA, STAY SAFE and deadly if you must