Seattle alderboob, kshama sawant (D-poop magnet) claims that disgruntled Seattle residents are throwing bags filled with poop upon her lawn and house. She reported this to SPD and, she says, the cops aren’t doing anything. After one incident she informed the cops about this outlandish activity. The cop looked at her and asked…”What do you want me to do?”
As a matter of interest she’s slashed the SPD budget by about 50%. I agree, just what the hell do you expect the cops to do?
She demanded that the cops surveil her home every day for the next several weeks. No dice, no cops either. Too busy chasing down violent offenders and other assorted criminals. With a severely reduced department they really don’t have the resources to watch for poop hurlers.
If you’re planning on visiting the once beautiful city of Seattle be sure to be on the look-out for flying bags of poop.
BUCKLE UP, WEAR YOUR VEST, TURN ON YOIUR CAMERA, STAY SAFE and deadly if you must.