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Fugitive Hiding From Cops Farts, Giving His Location

Hot on the trail of the farting fugitive.
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In Liberty MO cops were searching for a chump wanted on a Possession of Controlled Substance warrant.

K-9 teams from the Clay County Sheriffs Office along with officers from the Liberty PD searched an area looking for the concealed felon. The silence was broken by a horrendous fart, about 3.2 on the richter scale, emitted by the clever and cunning bad guy.

The dogs went nuts and quickly located the goof. The dogs were reluctant to get near the subject…he was enrobed in the pungent aroma of the ghosts of chili dogs and tacos past.

Props to the cops and K-9’s who braved the toxic environment to bring this doofus to justice.

Peace

www.KenJDye.com

STAY SAFE, BUCKLE UP, WEAR YOUR VEST AND TURN ON YOUR CAMERA!

Published by Ken Dye

Having grown up in Missouri, Ken Dye graduated from Northeastern Missouri State University (now Truman State University) and served his country. When he returned to St. Louis, he joined the St. Louis County Police Department and served in the tactical operations unit, as an undercover narcotics and homicide detective, and with the intelligence bureaus. After 13 years, he moved to Chicago to work with the Illinois Criminal Justice Authority. He is the author of three books: two crime novels, Shadow of the Arch and Beyond the Shadow of the Arch and Michael Brown, Jr. didn’t have to die, a non-fiction narrative. For more information about the author, visit www.KenJDye.com.

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