On a beautiful morning last week a former Israeli soldier was out for an early morning jog. Something she does every day, weather permitting.
Whilst taking in the sights and the crisp morning air she was approached by a perv. The doofus flashed her…twice. She had trouble seeing what was happening due to the miniature nature of the flashers package.
After processing the incident she chased the offender down and held him for several minutes. All the while asking for the passing Cambridge, MA citizens to call the police. She might as well have been talking to a post. Everyone ignored her pleas and hurried about their way.
She reached for her phone and the goof took flight.
The cops are actively searching for this guy. A good place to look would be the staff and students of a nearby University.
Attention flashers and pervs in or near Cambridge, MA and everywhere else…Don’t be flashin’ no former Israeli soldier. You may live to regret your actions.
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