Cop's Perspective

Goof Hides In Dishwasher, K-9 Uses Him As Chew Bone

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In Greenville, SC a man ran from Sheriff’s Deputies and eventually wound up hiding in a discarded dishwasher.

A K-9 traced our “criminal du jour” to a dishwasher in someones back yard. The deputies announced that they were going to release the dog if he didn’t come out.

Did this jamoke remove himself from his secret hiding place…of course not. The cops weren’t lying. They released the dog who sank his teeth into the mans side and head. Man, I bet that hurt.

He was treated at a local hospital and arrested for a bunch of traffic offences and meth possession. Oh yeah, he was also wanted in FL for probation violation. Don’t think this guy was a stranger to the criminal justice system.

God bless our 4-legged cops, wherever they may be. Woof, Woof.

Peace

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MA Judge Demands Pay While Suspended

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A MA judge suspended for helping an illegal alien drug suspect escape ICE is demanding that she be paid during her suspension.

When she heard ICE Agents were in the courthouse she and one of her court flunkies intervened. They spirited the thrice deported bad guy out one of their side doors. The suspect beat feet and hasn’t been seen lately.

The judge and bailiff were charged with a number of offences and she was suspended. End of story…oh no.

She DEMANDED that she be paid her regular salary whilst she is suspended. Why you ask, good question.

She stated that her husband is a real estate atty and she is the main provider. If she doesn’t receive her salary her daughters may have to leave their private, overpriced college and attend a state school. Her lifestyle would be negatively impacted. Well boo, F&%#ing hoo. You’re suspended due to your own actions.

Maybe this will send a message to other black robed upholder of justice. Don’t mess with Law Enforcement trying to keep the city, state and country safe,

Peace

Goof Hiding Dope In Butt Shoots Himself in Testicles

Another one from the extremely stupid criminal files. This time from Chelan County, WA.

Our dummy of the month was playing Jr. Gangster and fondling a gun he had in his waistband. The gun went off an pierced his groin and thigh…pitty.

Our dumb criminal of the month. Shot himself in the groin and had conceal “booty” in his booty.

At the hospital, as the Dr’s were sewing him up, he excreted a bag of marijuana from his butt. The cops were called and wrote a report. Strangely enough a warrant was issued. When the cops picked him up and whilst at booking he popped out another baggie from his booty. This one filled with meth. Oh yeah, this jamoke is a 13 time convicted felon. That’s right 13 times.

On a serious not let’s all take a moment to remember those that have sacrificed so much for our country. May god hold them in his hands and give them peace.

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D.A. Refuses Charges When Houston Cops Make Gun Pinch

Houston cops saw a female toss a gun out the window of a car they were about to stop. The driver and passenger both told the HPD officers that the 17 YO driver passed the gun to the 18 YO passenger and told her to throw it out the window. Everything captured on body cams.

RUN JOE RUN

Sounds like a “slam dunk” huh? Not so fast. In Harris County, TX the cops must call the DA before making an arrest. The assistant DA refused the case. They also contacted the Chief Deputy DA on duty. Refused again. Its a violation of state and federal law to possess a gun under eighteen. Besides, throwing a gun onto a street is dangerous in and of itself.

Joe Grimaldi, Houston Police Officers Union President…doing all he and the HPD can do to keep the citizens of Houston safe…tough road!

The new DA will not charge for certain crimes, like resisting, assaulting an officer and apparently gun charges.

The Cops SGT told them to ticket the female with “littering With A Gun” and set it municiple court. Wonder what the judge will say?

Peace

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Strong Arm Robbery Suspects Caught In D.C.

From the dumb criminal files comes the fable of three Jr. gangsters who attempted to rip off some guys phone and wallet. The victim was on the ground being pummeled by these goofs when an off-duty cop from Hamilton, New Jersey inbterveened.

In close proximity were five members of the St. Louis County Police Pipe and Drums. The bad guys didn’t stand a chance. They were held for the arrival of the D.C. cops.

St. Louis County PD Pipes and Drummers help thwart a strong arm robber in D.C.

This is a stupid crime…especially since D.C. is covered with cops from all over the country. They descend upon this town for National Police Week. Guess the bad guys didn’t know that.

A tip O’ the Cops Perspective hat to all officers involved and may god bless all who “Serve and Protect.”

Peace

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Cop “Mom-isms” that Will Help You Be A Better Police Officer

In honor of Mother’s Day lets take a look at some of the thing our mothers told us:

Sometimes people do stupid things, that doesn’t make them stupid. Talk to them as such.
Treat people like you would like to be treated.
If you want it, work for it.
Have a tough hide but a gentle heart.
Do it right the first time…or you’ll have to do it again.
Always have a pen.
Always wear clean underwear-Self explanatory.

A big Cops Perspective Tip O’ The Hat to all the moms who’s sons and daughters have chosen the noble profession of Police Officers.

Peace.

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Mass. Prosecutor Sues ICE To Stop Arrests In Courthouse

They’re at it again…this time the prosecutor in Suffolk County, MA (Think Boston) has sued the feds to stop making arrests in the courthouse. She says it’s making it harder for those charged to hold them accountable…HUH?

Suffolk County prosecutor telling her staff to notify her ***immediately*** of ICE activity in courthouses

She also stated that …”Not one person in the Commonwealth is safer because of that practice”… Double HUH?

The illegal immigrants appearing in felony court are not ther for improper parking. They have to go through a security checkpoint thus making the arrest safer for all.

Not safe for the commonwealth? Hey goofball, you’re getting rid of a bad guy and EVERYONE is safer. What are these people thinking?

Peace

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Woman Arrested After Reporting Deputy Shot Chicken During Drive-By

In Escambia County,FL, the western most county in the state a deputy was on routine patrol. Whilst performing this task he ran over a chicken that had wandered into the roadway.

A woman saw this and reported to the Sheriff’s office that the Deputy had shot the chicken in a “Drive-By.” She took to the viral airwaves claiming she was an eye witness to this dastardly act.

Sheriff David Morgan assuring the citizens of Escambia County (FL) that chickens are safe.

Her FB and other social media posts received a lot of attention and viscous and fowl aspersions were cast upon the Sheriff’s Office.

After a detailed and through investigation via the deputy’s in-car camera it was determined that the chicken was, in fact, run over. The Deputy is distraught and is currently undergoing therapy.

Oh yeah, the goof that made those false statement has been arrested. The Sheriff has taken to the social media platform and airwaves to insure all citizens of Escambia County that all chicken are safe from Deputy “Drive-By’s.”

Peace.

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Non-Profit Post Bail For Domestic Abuse Suspect. When Released He Kills Her

A suspect arrested on a domestic abuse charge was bailed out by a St. Louis non-profit called the St. Louis Bail Project.

Doing stupid things for humanity. Suspect at lower right.

At the suspects arraignment the Assistant Prosecuting Attorney told the court the suspect said at the time of the assault,”Might as well finish the job, she’s going to call the police anyway. This is a violent abuser and should remain in custody”

Enter the bail non-profit folks who, along with posting the bail said “…this is an unprecedented matter to to stop mass incarceration.”

After killing his wife he was rearrested. The Bail folks say that …”Their groups cause is greater than the murder of this woman.” All heart huh?

They also say that incarceration divides families, causes poverty etc, blah, blah.

The suspect bail is now 1 million. Wonder if the bail folks can handle that?

Peace.

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Fremont (CA) Cops Ambushed, Take Out Gunman

Damn, that California is gettin’ tough on cops. Last week in Fremont a cop was on patrol when he observed a mopeass emerge from the shadows and fire at the officer. Fortunately the rounds missed the cop but struck the car several times.

Police unit that was ambushed last week!

Did the cop run for cover…hell no. he turned his police unit around and engaged the shooter. The net result being one less lunatic on the streets. He was pronounced DRT.

This illustrates the need for our countries police officer to be ever vigilant and observant. They must also be willing and able to enter into sometimes violent confrontations with those that want to kill you.

May god bless the men and women of the Fremont CA, Police Department and all who Serve and Protect.

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