Cop's Perspective

Man Attempting To Rob Victim With AK-47 Gets Smoked

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In Miami last week some thug attempted to hold-up a man and his girlfriend who were sleeping in his van.

Donovan Stewart told police that he was asleep in his van when he was rudely awakened by some fool poking an AK-47 in his face. The goof demanded money and his jewelery.

Mr. Stewart, who is a valid credentialed gun owner grabbed his Glock and placed a number of rounds in the late bad guys chest.

**Donovan Stewart tells cops,”I ain’t goin’ out like a punk.”**

Mr. Stewart told the cops”…I’m not going out like a punk. I’ll defend my life and the life of my loved ones.”

The cops soon tied the goof to a number of car-jackings, armed robberies and shooting. Looks like Mr. Stewat did the community a BIG favor by cancelling this dudes ticket.

Good shootin’ sir. Carry on!

Peace

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82 YO Former Power Lifter Beats Up Goof Who Broke Into Her House

In Rochester, NY Willie Murphy was getting ready for bed. She heard a loud knock on her door. It was a chump who said he was injured and wanted to use her phone.

She contacted the Rochester constabulary and awaited their arrival. Whilst waiting the dumbazz broke through her door and must have thought…”This is some old gal. I’ll take a few bucks and audios.”

**ATTENTION ALL BAD GUYS…STAY AWAY FROM THIS LADIES HOUSE!!**

Surprise, surprise…Willie, you see, is a former power lifter. When the doofus broke her door she picked up a coffee table and hit the intruder. When the coffe table broke she used one of the legs.

By this time the fool was begging for mercy. The cops arrived and probably saved his azz from a severe butt-kicking.

The violator was carted off to the hospital, then to the slammer. While the bad guy was being tended to the cops were taking selfies with MS Willie Murphy!

Damn good work. Carry on!!

Peace

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Smollett Sues Chicago, Claims Police Caused Him Harm

Wondering when Jussie will shut up and go away…not today.

He recently filed suit against the City of Chicago and it’s Police Department. Why you ask…? Good question.

Jussie claims that the police department submitted him to fear, harm and the inability to make $$. All this as a result of the “hoax” narrative put out by the CPD after he made a false hate crime report.

**CPD Chief explaining the facts and circumstances of the bogus Smollett hate crime**

His story fell apart after diligent and exhaustive investigation by CPD Detectives.

Hey jussie…why don’t you just fade to black. Everyone’s tired of your “victim” BS!!

Peace

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Resident Tells Cops…”Come Back With A Warrant.” They do!

In Ohio cops had a number of dealings with a residence that was the subject of a number of complaints. The usual stuff, excess traffic at all hours, shady looking characters hanging around, fights and suspected drug use. You know, the kind of stuff cops hear all the time.

The cops asked the occupant if they could search the house. Only to be met with the snarky statement of “Come back with a warrant.” The goofs got a big chuckle outta that dumbazz statement.

But the cops did. They came back with a warrant and forced entry into the disgusting house. Clutter and a funky aroma greet the SWAT team. That’s OK, cops are used to that kinda stuff. Especially in a dope house.

The search revealed coke, meth, heroin as well as weapons and ammo. The neighborhood was delighted.

So remember boys and girls the next time a cop asks to search your “crib” and you tell ’em to come back with a warrant…they just might. Make that WILL!

Peace

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They’re at it Again In Portland

Portland has hit the anti-police headlines/social media again. This time for the dastardly deed of having a “Blue Lives Matter” sticker on the back window of a Portland PD SUV.

What the hell are these folks up there thinking. Must be something in the water or??.

Sounds pretty stupid huh? Well some snowflake saw a PPB vehicle with a sticker on the back window. They were “offended,” stating that the police support insignia scares people, and that it stands for a raciest, right wing, jackbooted group that kills folks. NOT TRUE!!

The department responded with a lackluster statement about they were going to find out who did this and they may be subject to disciplinary action.

Maybe its time for someone to go around and put those stickers on antifa members cars. Oh wait, those goofs don’t have cars. What with living in their parents basements and all.

Peace

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Taco Truck Owner Apologizes For Apology, Huh?

A taco truck served the staffers at a Federal Detention Facility in Buffalo, NY. When the uptight, panties in the crack of their azzes folks found out they took to social media to whine about serving the locale.

In a typical, knee-jerk reaction the company offered sincere and over the top apologies to the “minority community” for their lack of empathy and understanding. “We have always been sucking up to the libs and the hate cops crowd…. And regret our decision to serve the men and women at that facility.”

**“I’d like to apologize for the apology. We really did like serving the people at the Federal Detention Facility…really, no kiddin.'”**

As one might expect, the company received over 5000 responses to their “apology.” Many former customers wanted to know what the hell is wrong with serving the staffers at that locale? A number of function with the taco trucks were cancelled and people were furious.

The owners did what any “flip-flopper” would do…they issued an apology for their initial apology. They said they always liked cops and will serve all aspects of the population, etc, blah, blah.

If you’d like to leave a comment go to their Facebook page, Loyd’s Tacos. I’m sure they’d be glad to hear from you.

Relax folks…it’s only tacos. maybe we all need to take a deep breath and step back for a moment.

In the words of Rodney King”…We’re all here for awhile, can’t we all just get along?” Couldn’t agree more.

Peace

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Citizen Gripes About “Racist”Stuffed Animal In Police Car

In Winston-Salem NC an uptight busybody saw a stuffed animal in the back of a police car. She claimed that the animal was racist and offensive and a bunch of other stuff that really didn’t make any sense. Just another nutball…oh noooo, not in today’s spun up society.

**Stuffed animal in the back of a police car used to help calm kids after they’ve been exposed to adults foolishness**

The chief opened an internal investigation etc., blah, blah.

Turns out the stuffed animals are used to calm children when they are exposed to silly and sometimes deadly antics of adults. People who should know better and not put kids in the middle of a situation like that.

Oh, by the way, the officer who was operating the car with the “offensive” stuffed animal, was an African-American. Good grief!!

Peace

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High School Security Guard Fired For Telling Disruptive Student Not To Call Him the N-word

In ever-so correct Madison, WI a high school security guard was terminated for asking a belligerent student not to call him the n-word.

The student also threatened to beat up the assistant principle. We can all see this kid is going far.

The command staff of the high school were absolutely aghast that this security guard would use that term…even if it’s asking some smart azz kid to “knock it off.”

**School security guard fired for telling doofus to not call him the n-word**

When word of this 11 year, valued employee hit social media the school and board members were bombarded with letters, tweets and posts. All stating that this never should have happened.

The teachers union also demanded that he be reinstated. The board caved. The employee was rehired and will be “re-intergrated” into the system.

Maybe it’s time to review, I mean revisit those stupid policies. Carry on Mr. Anderson.

Peace

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Cops In WA Need Help To I.D. Person Who “Boosted” A large “Adult Novelty Item”

Frustrated police in Kennewick, WA are asking the public for help in identifying a person who took a “Large Adult Novelty Item” from the Castle Megastore last week.

When posted on FB and other social media she was quickly dubbed the “dildo bandit.”

**Woman leaves store without paying for “Large Adult Novelty Item.”**

Many folks were quick to comment…”May we all know what it is so it isn’t resold on marketplace,” and Look for “gently used” large adult novelty item on craigslist Another person wondered why someone from the store didn’t try to stop her?

Didn’t stop her…They were afraid of being hit with a large dildo. How do you explain that, one poster advised.

The megastore, in it’s website says “it’s been supplying the Kennewick area with “Trusted and reliable” adult sex toys for over 30 years…wonder what they’ll do if the property is recovered?

Peace

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Hold-Up Man’s Family Says Clerk Shouldn’t Have Had Gun

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In Dayton, OH some idiot tried to hold-up a Dollar General store. When he waltzed into the store he waved his pistola about and demanded $$$ or he would kill everyone.

Surprise, Surprise…one of the employees pulled out a gun and began firing at the not so bright felon. Shots exchanged and the bad guy is DRT!!

End of story..Noooo. The robbers family said that person shouldn’t be bringing guns to work. You get robbed, call the police. That’s their job!

Oh yeah, the dearly departed had a pending gun charge and was suspected in a number of other commercial robberies.

Seems like these dollar stores get targeted a lot but if you’re planning on doing something silly, like holding one up…think again.

Peace

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