The police in Newport, OR, a senic town of 11,000 residence had to tell the townies they will not deliver TP to their homes.
With toilet paper being a hot item in grocery stores and in short supply throughout the country it should come as no surprise that folks are calling the police and requesting delivery of same.
The police department had to post on their FB page…”Don’t call us for TP!” They also offered several alternatives. Being a coastal town they referred to ancient mariners who used rope soaked in seawater. Try that…or anything else, just don’t call us!!
Peace
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Published by Ken Dye
Having grown up in Missouri, Ken Dye graduated from Northeastern Missouri State University (now Truman State University) and served his country. When he returned to St. Louis, he joined the St. Louis County Police Department and served in the tactical operations unit, as an undercover narcotics and homicide detective, and with the intelligence bureaus. After 13 years, he moved to Chicago to work with the Illinois Criminal Justice Authority. He is the author of three books: two crime novels, Shadow of the Arch and Beyond the Shadow of the Arch and Michael Brown, Jr. didn’t have to die, a non-fiction narrative. For more information about the author, visit www.KenJDye.com.
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