In Miami last week some thug attempted to hold-up a man and his girlfriend who were sleeping in his van. Donovan Stewart told police that he was asleep in his van when he was rudely awakened by some fool poking an AK-47 in his face. The goof demanded money and his jewelery. Mr. Stewart, who […]
Author Archives: Ken Dye
82 YO Former Power Lifter Beats Up Goof Who Broke Into Her House
In Rochester, NY Willie Murphy was getting ready for bed. She heard a loud knock on her door. It was a chump who said he was injured and wanted to use her phone. She contacted the Rochester constabulary and awaited their arrival. Whilst waiting the dumbazz broke through her door and must have thought…”This is […]
Smollett Sues Chicago, Claims Police Caused Him Harm
Wondering when Jussie will shut up and go away…not today. He recently filed suit against the City of Chicago and it’s Police Department. Why you ask…? Good question. Jussie claims that the police department submitted him to fear, harm and the inability to make $$. All this as a result of the “hoax” narrative put […]
Resident Tells Cops…”Come Back With A Warrant.” They do!
In Ohio cops had a number of dealings with a residence that was the subject of a number of complaints. The usual stuff, excess traffic at all hours, shady looking characters hanging around, fights and suspected drug use. You know, the kind of stuff cops hear all the time. The cops asked the occupant if […]
They’re at it Again In Portland
Portland has hit the anti-police headlines/social media again. This time for the dastardly deed of having a “Blue Lives Matter” sticker on the back window of a Portland PD SUV. What the hell are these folks up there thinking. Must be something in the water or??. Sounds pretty stupid huh? Well some snowflake saw a […]
Taco Truck Owner Apologizes For Apology, Huh?
A taco truck served the staffers at a Federal Detention Facility in Buffalo, NY. When the uptight, panties in the crack of their azzes folks found out they took to social media to whine about serving the locale. In a typical, knee-jerk reaction the company offered sincere and over the top apologies to the “minority […]
Citizen Gripes About “Racist”Stuffed Animal In Police Car
In Winston-Salem NC an uptight busybody saw a stuffed animal in the back of a police car. She claimed that the animal was racist and offensive and a bunch of other stuff that really didn’t make any sense. Just another nutball…oh noooo, not in today’s spun up society. The chief opened an internal investigation etc., […]
High School Security Guard Fired For Telling Disruptive Student Not To Call Him the N-word
In ever-so correct Madison, WI a high school security guard was terminated for asking a belligerent student not to call him the n-word. The student also threatened to beat up the assistant principle. We can all see this kid is going far. The command staff of the high school were absolutely aghast that this security […]
Cops In WA Need Help To I.D. Person Who “Boosted” A large “Adult Novelty Item”
Frustrated police in Kennewick, WA are asking the public for help in identifying a person who took a “Large Adult Novelty Item” from the Castle Megastore last week. When posted on FB and other social media she was quickly dubbed the “dildo bandit.” Many folks were quick to comment…”May we all know what it is […]
Hold-Up Man’s Family Says Clerk Shouldn’t Have Had Gun
In Dayton, OH some idiot tried to hold-up a Dollar General store. When he waltzed into the store he waved his pistola about and demanded $$$ or he would kill everyone. Surprise, Surprise…one of the employees pulled out a gun and began firing at the not so bright felon. Shots exchanged and the bad guy […]