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ATTENTION METH AND HEROIN USERS-YOUR DOPE MAY BE INFECTED

THAT’S RIGHT. THE ALERT MEMBERS OF THE GRANITE SHOALS (TX) POLICE DEPARTMENT, NOTICED THAT THE HEROIN AND METH THEY WERE CONFISCATING WAS CONTAMINATED WITH THE EBOLA VIRUS.

THEY ALERTED ALL HEROIN AND METH ABUSERS TO STOP ANY OFFICER OR COME TO THE STATION TO HAVE THE ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE SCREENED WITH A SPECIAL DEVICE. THE DEVICE WOULD DETECT THE PRESENCE OF THE DEADLY DISEASE.

POLICE PLEADED WITH DRUG ABUSERS TO BE SURE TO HAVE THE SUBSTANCE CHECKED BEFORE USE. IT’S A PUBLIC SERVICE ISSUE AND GOES WITH THE PLEDGE TO “SERVE AND PROTECT.”

WHEN I SAW THIS I HAD A CHUCKLE AND MENTALLY COMPLIMENTED THE OFFICER WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA. I CERTAINLY DID NOT THINK THAT ANYONE, AND I MEAN ANYONE WOULD FALL FOR THIS.

ONCE AGAIN, THE GOOFS RISE TO THE TOP. A WOMAN PRESENTED HER DUMB ASS AND HER METH TO THE POLICE DEPARTMENT AND WANTED IT CHECKED TO SEE IF IT HAD THE VIRUS.

I’LL JUST BE DAMNED. THE DOPE WAS FINE…BUT SHE WASN’T. BOOKED FOR POSSESSION OF A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE AND PUBLIC STUPIDITY. HER BOOKING PHOTO SHOWS HER…GET THIS…SMILING.

CHALK ONE UP FOR THE COPS. LETS SEE WHO CAN COME UP WITH ANOTHER FLIM-FLAM TO GET SOME BUBBLE HEAD TO BITE…MAYBE CONVICTED FELONS TO BRING IN THEIR AUTOMATIC WEAPONS FOR A SAFETY CHECK. IT COULD HAPPEN.

PROPS TO THE GSPD. STAY SAFE, BUCKLE UP AND WEAR YOUR VEST.

Published by Ken Dye

Having grown up in Missouri, Ken Dye graduated from Northeastern Missouri State University (now Truman State University) and served his country. When he returned to St. Louis, he joined the St. Louis County Police Department and served in the tactical operations unit, as an undercover narcotics and homicide detective, and with the intelligence bureaus. After 13 years, he moved to Chicago to work with the Illinois Criminal Justice Authority. He is the author of three books: two crime novels, Shadow of the Arch and Beyond the Shadow of the Arch and Michael Brown, Jr. didn’t have to die, a non-fiction narrative. For more information about the author, visit www.KenJDye.com.

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