Cop's Perspective

26 YO “Man” Punches Mother For Not Handing Over TP

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Way out in Sagus, CA a goof was arrested for punching his mother. Why you ask?…because she wouldn’t give the little weasel some TP at 3AM. Apparently jr. was out chumping about and came home in the early morning. Discovering ther was no TP he demanded some from his mother. She refused, saying he was too wasteful and he gave he a left hook to the face. Brave soul that he is.

The LASD responded and locked him up for assault. Mom was treated and released at the scene.

Damn, what the hell is going on out there? People being locked down in their homes. Not being able to work or socialize. But then this goof, at 26, is still living with his mother. Hey dude, get a job and your own place. You can then stock it with as much TP as you can purchase or purloin.

The latest stats that I read has shown a tremendous increase in family disturbances and we all know that is one of the most dangerous calls out there.

Be careful out there brothers and sisters!

Peace

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Ferguson Twp (PA) Cops Confront Goof. He Uses Windshield For Trampoline

In Ferguson Twp., PA cops got a number of calls for a man acting irrationally. Callers said he was running around the neighborhood and taking off his clothes. He was also yelling about God, the CIA and other unintelligible gibberish.

Officers arrived and attempted to De-Esclate the situation…ain’t gonna happen. It’s obvious to the cops that this guy was wacked out on (insert your favorite controlled substance here.) As they tried to settle him down and take him into custody, he broke away and did the “Chicken Dance” on the hood and windshield of one of the marked units.

The end result being a dented hood and a kicked out windshield.

Police were quick to point out that this dodo wasn’t a local. He was booked on a number of charges and is being held pending an apperance before a judge. That is after he had is foot cast at the hospital. Understand they put a cast around his head to keep any more marbles from rolling out.

Be careful out there. It gets nuttier every day.

Peace

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WI Chief Makes Arrangements For Hair-Cuts. Not So Fast!

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In Neenah,WI the Chief made a hair stylist available for the officers. What with the COVID and all the cops wern’t able to patronize their favorite hair salon so the Chief made it possible for the cops to get haircuts. He asked the officers to pay 15-20 scoots for the service.

All in all a great idea. We expect our police officers to present a clean and well groomed appearance.

Everything went well until some salon owner, who owns several in the area, squawked and notified the deputy undersecretary of haircuts who whined to the governator who halted the practice.

The Chief took full responsibility. He said he’s surprised at the uproar and felt that something as simple as this would even be newsworthy. Couldn’t agree more Chief. Carry On!

On a more serious note let’s all take care of each other during these unsettling times. First responders don’t have the option of staying at home.

Peace

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High School Wrestler Stops Crazed Kidnapper in NM

In las Cruces, NM a 16 YO high school Championship wrestler interrupted a kidnapping by pinning the attacker until deputies arrived.

A woman and her three children had just gotten off a bus and were waiting inside a gas station. An amped up fool attempted to take the three kids. Striking a number of people who were attempting to intervene.

Enter Canaan Bower, a local high school wrestling champ who went into action by putting the kidnapper in a choke hold and pinning him to the floor. The bad guy attempted to break lose but was unable to do so.

Deputies soon arrived and took the goof into custody. Praising the efforts of Canaan.

Hey Canaan, when you finish high school go to a college that has a Law Enforcement program. A lotta departments would be glad to have you as an officer. Great job!!

Peace

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Fresno Gang-Banger Shoots At Cops…Good Samaritans Save The Day

2 Fresno cops tried to pull over a speeding vehicle. The car took flight and crashed a short time later. The occupants got out and “booked.” What with the hefty criminal records and all. Bad decision based on a number of bad decisions throughout his life.

Whilst fleeing the scene, the driver took several shots at the cops from a sawed-off shotgun. The cops and a citizen returned fire. The goof then took refuge in a nearby apartment. Another bad choice. The occupant knocked him on his azz and held him for the constabulary. He was transported to a hospital where he, unfortunately, is being held in stable condition

Yet another example of felons running wild and not being held accountable for their actions. Glad the good guys are safe and secure and a tip of the “cop’s perspective” hat to all!

PEACE

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NYPD Tows Trucks…One Loaded With Ventilators. Brilliant!!

The goof in charge of the 66th precinct ordered all the trucks and trailers parked on the street to be towed. Most of the truckers were grabbing a nap before they could deliver their loads.

Precinct and traffic cops descended upon the snoozing truckers and towed everything.

As one might expect, the truckers were pissed to say the least. many vowed to NEVER deliver anything to NY…ever. Wonder what the precinct commander will say when everything is empty because no trucker will enter the city or state.

Seems kind dumb when we see the govenator decring the lack of needed medicial equipment. Now he’s really gonna howl.

If you would like to contact the 66th precinct and compliment the commander on his brilliant decision you can reach him at 718-851-5611. I’m sure he’ll be glad to hear from you.

PEACE

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Cops tell 911 Callers No, They Will Not Deliver TP!

The police in Newport, OR, a senic town of 11,000 residence had to tell the townies they will not deliver TP to their homes.

With toilet paper being a hot item in grocery stores and in short supply throughout the country it should come as no surprise that folks are calling the police and requesting delivery of same.

The police department had to post on their FB page…”Don’t call us for TP!” They also offered several alternatives. Being a coastal town they referred to ancient mariners who used rope soaked in seawater. Try that…or anything else, just don’t call us!!

Peace

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Man Sheds Pants With “Lifted” meat And Pudding…Is Tased, Naked

In DeLand, FL a shoplifter was confronted at a Try-N-Save market after being observed stuffing steaks and butterscotch pudding down his pants.

The manager notified police and confronted the would be thief. Upon being confronted our felon du-jour took off his trousers and skivies and headed for the front door. His clothing, sans owner, had four big steaks and a bunch of pudding.

As this dumb azz headed for the door he ran into several cops who told him to stop. What with running naked through the shopping area and all. Did this goof stop…of course not. He foolishly attempted to escape the long arm of the law.

His futile efforts got him “Tazed”…one barb striking him in the abdomen, the other wound up in his scrotum…OUCH!!

He’s charged with a bunch of offences. Gonna bet he’s a little hunched over when he appears in court.

Peace

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Man Hit With Pepperball, Sues Phoenix…Case Dismissed

Back in AUG, 2017 a SJW protested at a Trump rally. During the demonstration he kicked and threw a tear gas container back at the cops. Whilst in the performance of these silly actions, he was hit in the groin with a pepper ball round. He also claimed that he suffered 2nd degree burns when he threw the tear gas container back at the cops. Pretty sharp cat to pick a burning tear gas container.

Did our man learn a lesson? Noooo, he did what every red-blooded SJW would do. He sued, claiming the cops over-reacted and he was made to look like a fool by some Phoenix cops who had a bit of fun with “Pepperballs” on social media.

Gotta admit, I had a good chuckle when I saw the posts.

After listening to this goof babble on for a few minutes the judge dismissed the lawsuit saying it had no merit.

Hey dude, don’t act like a jerk, get whacked by a less-lethal then cry about it to the courts. If you had acted in any manner close to being civil this never would have happened.

Peace

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Cop Accused Of Excessive Force Sues man Who Attacked Him

A Cincinnati cop who was trying to get an “Out of Control” man to leave a YMCA was brutally attacked. The officer attempted to de-escalate the situation, but then it takes 2 to unwind a confrontation.

The offender was taken into custody by other officers at the scene and charged with numerous violations. The bad guy then filed a complaint against the officer for excessive force. Stating that he failed to de-escalate and used excessive force.

A review of the body cam footage and the Y’s security cameras showed the officer used everything at his disposal to just get the goof to leave the Y.

OK, 2 can play this game. The officer filed a civil lawsuit demanding $25K in damages as well as attorney’s and court fees.

Wow, a cop suing the guy that attacked him then filed a brutality complaint. The mope not only has to contend with the criminal justice system for his actions. He’s now facing civil liability.

Maybe more cops should consider these types of actions. Should cut down on these silly, unsubstantiated and frivolous complaints. Hope he’s successful. Carry On.

Peace

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