In Ferguson Twp., PA cops got a number of calls for a man acting irrationally. Callers said he was running around the neighborhood and taking off his clothes. He was also yelling about God, the CIA and other unintelligible gibberish.
Officers arrived and attempted to De-Esclate the situation…ain’t gonna happen. It’s obvious to the cops that this guy was wacked out on (insert your favorite controlled substance here.) As they tried to settle him down and take him into custody, he broke away and did the “Chicken Dance” on the hood and windshield of one of the marked units.
The end result being a dented hood and a kicked out windshield.
Police were quick to point out that this dodo wasn’t a local. He was booked on a number of charges and is being held pending an apperance before a judge. That is after he had is foot cast at the hospital. Understand they put a cast around his head to keep any more marbles from rolling out.
Be careful out there. It gets nuttier every day.
Peace
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