In Wellington FL former NFL linebacker Tony Beckham was walking to his car. He saw a man looking into his 14 YO daughter’s window. He thought this to be a bit strange because the man had his pants down and was masturbating.
Beckham hollered, “Hey what are you doing?”
The startled peeper took off. As one might expect, he didn’t get far. What with his pants being down and holding his …well, you get the idea.
The fool started to run, kinda. Beckham soon caught him and, in order to hold him for Sheriff’s Deputies, had to physically restrain the jerk. Thus causing a back eye and several broken facial bones.
Hummm, let me see. Looking into a young girl’s window with your “noodle” in your hand and being set upon by a former NFL Linebacker certainly qualifies as an “Oh S%$# moment.
Linebackers, you know the guys that can knock a train off it’s tracks? Gonna bet that peeper damn near messed himself…Ah, I do love a story with a happy ending.
Peace.
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