Waaay down in beautiful Park Hills, MO (Think South of St. Louis) the cops were trying to track down a Catalytic Converter chump. The person(s) would sneak up to a residence crawl under the car and relieve the owner of his/her Cat. Converter.
I’ve seen a lot of attention devoted to these auto parts. Seems they’re full of valuable “stuff” that could bring the holder of the contraband $500-700 per item.
The constabulary set up surveillance and, sure enough, along comes the target. He slid under a car and came out about a minute later with, what he thought, would be a nice payday…wrong.
The cops identified themselves and told the doofus to stop and put his hands up. Did he? Of course not. He started to run. Bad choice. You see among the cops looking for this dumb azz was a K-9 handler and his partner, Tao. The handler released the fur missile who caught up with the fleeing fool. The bad guy attempted to strike Tao who immediately bit him on his “kibbles and bits.” The lad was so scared he wet himself. Nothing further.
BUCKLE UP, WEAR YOUR VEST, TURN ON YOUR CAMERA, STAY SAFE and deadly if you must.
If you seek to remove a converter with the proper tools and get away quickly, then you also should have a ribeye inside for escape, unless the K9 is a vegan, then you no longer have a set and are a converter to a law-abiding high voice nitwit.
Good one Tom…never knew a vegan K-9 but I haven’t met them all.
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